/soy/ - Soyjaks

>Picrel of the cancer plaguing /soy/
I've noticed /soy/ become the victim of numerous raids as of recent so I thought I'd make a guide on how to treat cancer.
The first thing you need to do is to protect your own base, when it comes to literal cancers, we do this by remaining healthy (gemmy) and wearing protections against radiation (brimstone). Therefore diseases (offsiters) need to be removed in accordance to what makes the body healthy (/soy/'s values) so that other cells (teens) will not take from the cancer's example.
Cancer always has a higher chance of spreading in an unhealthy body (board), so remaining healthy is the greatest way to reduce the chance of cancer.
When cancer gets bad, doctors often remove the infected body part so that the rest of your body is pure, although this is only done in extreme cases.