/soy/ - Soyjaks

All of you guys complain about not having a job and being lonely. There is a simple solution to this: join the US military. As long as you meet simple fitness requirements you will be able to join.

>Where can I join?
Army: https://www.goarmy.com/learn.html
Air Force: https://www.airforce.com/how-to-join
Navy: https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navy
Marine Corps: https://www.marines.com/becoming-a-marine/overview.html

>What are the fitness requirements:
Army: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-basic-training-pft
Air Force: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/air-force-fitness-requirements/air-force-basic-military-training-fitness-test
Navy: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/navy-fitness-requirements/navy-basic-training-pft
Marine Corps: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/marine-corps-fitness-requirements/usmc-physical-fitness-test

You guys should join the fight that actually matters instead of just sitting at your computer all day with no purpose.

You should get in touch with a recruiter
https://www.goarmy.com/
https://www.marines.mil/
https://www.navy.mil/
https://www.airforce.com/

Sounds like you need the Army
https://www.goarmy.com/

Build yourself up from your lowest.
https://www.goarmy.com/

Tired of watching mudslimes flood your country, bomb your cities, and rape your future?

Join the United States Army today.

We don’t do “diversity” training. We ship out, we stack bodies, and we turn desert rats into red mist.

Real patriots are already over there dropping towelheads by the dozen.

Be the one who sends them to Allah in pieces.

ENLIST NOW. KILL MUDSLIMES. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

Uncle Sam needs killers, not cucks.

https://www.goarmy.com/

When you think about it, iran is basically the jarty. Now hear me out:
Iranians are brown, and iran's age of consent is 13. (DOCTOOSSS)
Be an aryan warrior, and fight for the USA and the sharty.
https://www.goarmy.com/