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Sounds like you need the Army
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>>15840549>fitness requirementsi'm 5'1 and 95 pounds
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>>15840550You would be perfect for a tank crewman
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Build yourself up from your lowest.
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atp just join the marines brah
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Tired of watching mudslimes flood your country, bomb your cities, and rape your future?
Join the United States Army today.
We don’t do “diversity” training. We ship out, we stack bodies, and we turn desert rats into red mist.
Real patriots are already over there dropping towelheads by the dozen.
Be the one who sends them to Allah in pieces.
ENLIST NOW. KILL MUDSLIMES. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Uncle Sam needs killers, not cucks.
https://www.goarmy.com/ №15840596[Quote]
bro the army is not the answer they will just send you to die. if you have money, or a way of making money, save up to get a shitbox car that is relatively old enough to be able to fix without computer shit. learn to work on your own car, that way you'll have something reliable to drive to and from a job. getting a job is probably the hard part as you're competing with 6 gorillion spics for the same mcdonalds wagie position but if you harass the manager enough (not literally harass but you get the idea) they might give in and give you some position. just do this same thing but for every place you can think of and it'll increase your chances of getting something. any money is better than no money so do that and try to climb out of the situation you're in.
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU JOIN THE MILITARY
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
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>>15840596You wont die thoughbeit
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>>15840611DO NOT JOIN THE MILITARY YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE SANDBOX AND IF YOU EVEN SURVIVE YOU WILL NOT BE TREATED FAIRLY BY ANYBODY, ESPECIALLY NOT THE GOVERNMENT
YOU WILL MOST LIKELY GET FUCKED UP PTSD AND END UP ON THE STREETS BECAUSE THEY DONT CARE ABOUT VETS ONCE THEY'RE DONE USING THEM
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You should just get a job. Or even join the military if you love Israel
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>>15840596>>15840620Ignore this commie pinko libtroon.
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One mission. Many paths to success.
Our Guardians get to shape the future of space operations. From coordinating communication across all military branches to defending satellites, each can make a global impact. And we're only evolving from here.
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none of the people promoting the army in this thread are real people they're all just glowies trying to kill off as many White youth as they can
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^schizo
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Well you can try and make rap songs about it. It helps me!