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Hey look! It's pepina!

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>>15840411 (OP)
woah, is that creepy pasta legend jeff the killer? e p i c

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>>15840411 (OP)

given how normies have been talking about this for a while, I've decided to give you guys the truth.

You know how everyone talks about how "le heckin jeff the killer origin?????" and how hard it is to find anything on it?

It's because its CP. I saw a thread from like fucking 2011 4chan (I was like 13 at the time, long story.) where someone asked the same question, and a dude uploaded the video, and jannies got it. I think it was on /r9k/? I don't remember, but I think.

All I remember from the about six seconds I saw of that video was that the OG face was in a bright room, and it was a teenager doing fucked up shit to either a brother or a younger friend, teenager looked maybe fifteen and the younger guy like nine. The thumbnail was the original picture, and it was edited to make the actual *face* look different, but the head shape is the same. People damn near instantly started replying talking about how fucked up it was, and what they did. I didn't watch the video because its fucking 'P, but it was 20 odd minutes, and given how people were reacting I didn't wanna watch the full video, I never wanna know what it was. Jannies got the thread like five minutes after he posted that video because of how many people started replying to it.

I get that you can't prove what I'm saying, but I really do hope that video never crops up again, because if 4cvck users in 2011 are talking about that video the way I remember them do, then it has to be the most fucked up shit.

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>>15840664
Genuine fucking chills I got from reading this

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>>15840727
Tis a 'pasta

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>>15840664
>>15840727
it’s a ‘pasta you fucking goy

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