/soy/ - Soyjaks

This is ground control to Major Cob.
You've really made the grade.
And the nusois want to know whose admin you like.
Now it's time to leave the 'arty if you dare.

This is Major Cob to ground control, I'm stepping through the 'log.
I'm posting in the most peculiar way, and the catty is looking very gemmy today.

For here, am I sitting in the first page far, above the coal.
The sharty is gemmed, or so I have been told.

Though I'm past one hundred reppeys, I'm feeling very still.
And the teens know which way my post'll go, tell the site I love her very much, she knows.

Ground control to Major Cob, your circuit's dead, there's something wrong.
Can you hear me, Major Cob?
Can you hear me, Major Cob?
Can you hear me, Major Cob?
Can you-

Here, am I sitting in the first page far, above the coal.
The sharty is gemmed, or so I have been told.