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Story time: I go to uni and live in the dorms, and there’s this cute girl I keep seeing in the dining hall. We’ve been exchanging little flirty glances across the room, so naturally I decide it’s time to make my move.
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I walk past her with my tray, about to say hi like some smooth romantic lead… and my drink launches itself off the tray, lands in front of me, and I instantly banana-peel on the cup and get slammed onto my ass in front of her like a Looney Tunes character.
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She and her friends just kept walking past giggling while I lay there looking like the final boss of humiliation, then I had to get up and mop my own drink off the floor in silence. Honestly debating if I should just drop out at this point.

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this is proof she's not worth your time and future, she's a whore who didn't help you up, get your bros and laugh at her misfortune next time in the same way to make her cry



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