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I saw the funky town video yesterday on /pol/ for the first time and I got a nightmare from it last night.

In the dream my younger sibling got our house addres doxed by some failtrolls in some larp spaces and some spics/niggers came to our house and our family members had to escape/hide and my dad informed me that he had called the cops. I was left in the house alone and two young spics/niggers from the funky town video came to our living room and started questoning/threatening me or somehting and I was scared af but we ended up just yapping or something and they just sat on a couch for the whole time and at some point this random guy that I have seen a few times irl but I dont know him or anything confronted them but the other spic just knocked him out with one hook and then at some point I ended upp talking to them about stopping being failtrolls and cartel torturers and getting a better hobby or joining the army????? I dont remember what was the context but then I accidentally bade them leak because I accidentally showed my middle finger to them while talking and the other spic started leaking hard and confronting me so I started panicing and threw an overhand right wich made the other spic fall to the sofa and there was a plate on the tabble suddenly so I smashed it to peaces and took one broken tabble piece and sliced the spics troath open and did it to the other spic too wich and he suddenly appeared to be sam hyde (from 2015 seccond pic refrence image) and chill af and as I was slicing his troath he said somehting on the lines of "yo bro chill you got me already" and I was like "oh ok" and then the both of them just started chilling with their throats open and I started panicing again because these obviouslt arent dead so I ran to the kitchen and pulled a kitchen knife and started slicing their throats more and they were like "yo bro CHILL you got us already" or "were already dead" and I was like "oh ok" again then the cops cape and my family members too and then I told the cops that I managed to kill them in self defense and they eather didnt react or they didnt care so I told them the seccond time and they told me to "stop aurafarming" and I was like "ok" and then I woke up

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>>15823983 (OP)
I forgot to add the sam hyde image but this is what he looked like in my dream

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>>15823983 (OP)
geg

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is funkytown really that bad that you had a nightmare about it nigga

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>I saw the funky town video yesterday on /pol/ for the first time and I got a nightmare from it last night.
<hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmnn reddit space
>In the dream my younger sibling got our house addres doxed by some failtrolls in some larp spaces and some spics/niggers came to our house and our family members had to escape/hide and my dad informed me that he had called the cops. I was left in the house alone and two young spics/niggers from the funky town video came to our living room and started questoning/threatening me or somehting and I was scared af but we ended up just yapping or something and they just sat on a couch for the whole time and at some point this random guy that I have seen a few times irl but I dont know him or anything confronted them but the other spic just knocked him out with one hook and then at some point I ended upp talking to them about stopping being failtrolls and cartel torturers and getting a better hobby or joining the army????? I dont remember what was the context but then I accidentally bade them leak because I accidentally showed my middle finger to them while talking and the other spic started leaking hard and confronting me so I started panicing and threw an overhand right wich made the other spic fall to the sofa and there was a plate on the tabble suddenly so I smashed it to peaces and took one broken tabble piece and sliced the spics troath open and did it to the other spic too wich and he suddenly appeared to be sam hyde (from 2015 seccond pic refrence image) and chill af and as I was slicing his troath he said somehting on the lines of "yo bro chill you got me already" and I was like "oh ok" and then the both of them just started chilling with their throats open and I started panicing again because these obviouslt arent dead so I ran to the kitchen and pulled a kitchen knife and started slicing their throats more and they were like "yo bro CHILL you got us already" or "were already dead" and I was like "oh ok" again then the cops cape and my family members too and then I told the cops that I managed to kill them in self defense and they eather didnt react or they didnt care so I told them the seccond time and they told me to "stop aurafarming" and I was like "ok" and then I woke up

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>>15823983 (OP)
when you're dehydrated do you ever dream of drinking a bunch of water in your sleep then waking up and actually drink water?

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>>15824029
I dont like gore or torture videos

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>>15823983 (OP)
oy mame wey stupid gringo we is coming after you

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>>15824035
some times after that dream I went back to sleep and had a dream where I was in a japanese club but I had to get milk and I dont know why so I went to a store and tried to by milk but then at the check out I got a notification that the milk has to be verified to be save to drink because it comes from an animal and I didnt know what the fuck I was supposed to do then I woke up again

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>>15823983 (OP)
how the hell does my text have this many typos


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