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A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.
Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.

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>>15819800 (OP)
nice site

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>>15819800 (OP)
I totally forgot about you geg
Good to you you're still going 'teen

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>>15819824
Good to see you too

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vp

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>>15819800 (OP)
anyway it's nice to see you back

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ON A HIGHWAY IN PENSYLVANIA, two completely normal working class gentlemen are going for an regular car ride.
<Hey, Agent Appleman?
>Yes, Agent Applebaum?
<Do you think we go the right guy? The chief won't like it if we screw up again, and that guy didn't seem very aryan to me.
<Aryan? More like Ugandan!
>Bwahahaha! Wasn't he white?
<I think so. Don't worry about it, I followed the dossier to the letter.
>Alright. im trans btw

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Just got here. Did not read any of the previous parts. I know something that you know, so I propose this.
>Retrieve arms from underneath sofa.

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>>15819854
appleman is so brave to come out of the closet just like that

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>>15819857
When you wake up, I guess.

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>>15819854
geg sentient

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>>15819854
>im trans btw

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>>15819857
Urethral tries to wake up, compelled to check on his referential arms collection… where did he go?

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Urethral wakes up. His back is a little sore from the concrete, and his nethers are a little fondled from a certain agent.
>Oof, my head heckin' hurts… where am I?

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adventure thread. hope it goes well!
wholesomegem

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>>15819862
Raisin

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Deciding that there isn't anything in his cell for him, Urethral decides to escape from the oversized iron bars with his slender 5'2 frame.
>HHNNGGH
There's a poster, a box, and a friendly looking prisoner.

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>>15820025
where are in these box?

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>>15820025
Look behind the poster to see if there might be something hidden behind it.

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>>15820025
What's in the box?

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>>15820025
>Look in box.

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Urethral looks in the box, opening it to find a few items. The rest don't interest his nintendo foucsed mind.
There's a CIA-Branded hammer, a limited edition fedora sonic funko pop, and a furg and oreos

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>>15820242
Holy shit there's oreos and oreos

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>>15820242
>>15820244
Make the box sentient

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>>15820244
Holy sentience

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>>15820242
Can Urethral hold ll three items in his iventory like le hecking vidya or only or/two realistically?

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>>15820260
He has an inventory.

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>>15820242
>Captchalo- take the hammer and assign it to your stri- I mean… prepare to use it as a weapon.

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>>15820269
Can he take the oreos

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>>15820275
You'll see

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>>15820271
> Also, examine the furg.

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>>15820280
>>15820271
do dis, and take the oreos, never know when you'll need it

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>>15820285
Doing this now

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Urethral notices there's some oreos, and decides to take some of them, along with the-
>OH MY GOD, THERE'S SO MANY OREOS!

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>>15820301
> Quickly cover oreo stream with soytan poster

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>>15820305
Urethral uses his deft hands to cover up the oreo stream with surprisingly durable paper, and the hammer flies into his legally distinct inventory. Now, to look at that furg…

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>>15820436

> Do it! Examine that furg!

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FERG FERG FERG FERG FERG FERG FERG
>Oh my science! It looks like a limited edition Green Furg. Into the inventory it goes.
(Spoilered since it's flashing)

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>>15820584
Hit the furg with your hammer


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