A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/->Do a quick time event to dodge.Urethral bends his legs down, but

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SNCA ADVENTURE Chud 4vaaD42b 04/11/26 (Sat) 10:01:23 №15819800 [View All][1][2][3][Quote]

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.
Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.

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Chud 4vaaD42b 07/06/26 (Mon) 06:15:07 №16659167 [Quote]

>>16659076
mario jump on him

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/07/26 (Tue) 16:30:01 №16673353 [Quote]

>>16361206
fail

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/14/26 (Tue) 07:27:06 №16726402 [Quote]

>>16361206
win

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 17:19:08 №16771308 [Quote]

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>>16659167
<mario jump on him
Gathering his strength in a mighty charge, Urethral leaps into the air and stomps on the oreo. With a mighty and testosterone-filled 'WAHOO!', the beast is kicked.
>'Just like Mario! Good Science, I love Nintendo…'

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 17:21:14 №16771328 [Quote]

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>block his attack
Using the B button on his imaginary joycon™, Urethral uses his timing skills (well developed by 1914 hours in the Paper Mario franchise) to block the Biblically Accurate Oreo's attack. He didn't even take damage, which is pretty neat.

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 17:22:57 №16771337 [Quote]

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>win
Seeing an opening from having blocked the attack, he roars with yet another masculine cry.
>'YAAHEEE!'
Landing on the beast, he holds his CIA-brand hammer in the air and lets down a mighty, sundering strike. The oreo is finally defeated, and lays on the ground motionless.

Colorjak 07/20/26 (Mon) 17:24:20 №16771342 [Quote]

>>16771337
eat a bite off the oreo

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 17:37:10 №16771412 [Quote]

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>eat a bite off the oreo
Despite however ill advised eating a giant oreo with wings and an eyeball is, Urethral goes and takes a big munchy munch. He much prefers Hydrox, since Oreos are heckin' capitalistic or whatever. It tastes remarkably fresh, like the opposite of stale.
>*crunch crunch.*

Colorjak 07/20/26 (Mon) 17:42:11 №16771451 [Quote]

>>16771412
rape the oreo

Colorjak 07/20/26 (Mon) 17:50:21 №16771507 [Quote]

>>16771451
still waiting on this

Colorjak 07/20/26 (Mon) 17:50:36 №16771508 [Quote]

this movie better have a 5 hour long sex scene in it

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 17:50:53 №16771512 [Quote]

>>16771507
I'm working on it

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 17:55:57 №16771557 [Quote]

>>16771412
spit the oreo out, for it doesn't taste like soylent, which is the only thing you should eat.

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 17:56:54 №16771562 [Quote]

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>rape the oreo
<H-huh?
>I'm waiting
>N-no, I-
>Do it.
>Uhm…
Urethral awkwardly shuffles away from the prisoner.

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 18:04:32 №16771600 [Quote]

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>spit the oreo out
Remembering the New World code, he spits out the heretical oreo-mush in his mouth. He already swallowed it, so he just spat in his hand. Why did he spit in his hand? I don't know. It's slimy, plentiful, and viscous, running down his hand in a gooey dribble.

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 18:16:35 №16771646 [Quote]

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The oreo inside isn't settling well. Combining with the stress of combat, he levels up.
>Freakin' epic!
He wonders what new powers he might have, and they might show themselves later.

Colorjak 07/20/26 (Mon) 18:19:47 №16771658 [Quote]

>>16771646
since oreo is defeated go forward

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 18:39:16 №16771774 [Quote]

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>go forward
Moving on from Cell Block A, he walks forward into the hallway. Inside is a door with a note on it, and a keypad next to it.

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 18:41:14 №16771789 [Quote]

I am now going for a walk

Colorjak 07/20/26 (Mon) 18:41:25 №16771790 [Quote]

read the note too

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 18:51:39 №16771858 [Quote]

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>read the note
Urethral goes up to the door and reads the note pinned on. How did they pin this to a metal door? WTF.
>nuagents can't push thumbtacks through metal

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 19:54:58 №16772245 [Quote]

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>equip hammer
Urethral gets an idea, going over to the keypad and equipping his hammer.

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 19:56:40 №16772252 [Quote]

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>>16772245
I fucked up the gif here's the fixed one

Colorjak 07/20/26 (Mon) 19:57:57 №16772259 [Quote]

>>16772245
>>16772252
use the hammer to break open the door

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 20:11:32 №16772349 [Quote]

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>use the hammer to break open the door
Urethral smashes the door with a mighty blow! It doesn't break it, as it's made of pure metal. If only there was something substantially weaker related to the door nearby.

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 20:13:44 №16772369 [Quote]

>>16772349
guess the password to the door

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 20:39:57 №16772493 [Quote]

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>guess the password to open the door
Urethral, deciding to use his intelligence, mashes a guaranteed pass-guesser success.
>BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP
>…
>Passerino Accepted
>"Heh… I'm in."

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 20:51:28 №16772556 [Quote]

>>16772493
enter the door

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 21:44:45 №16773001 [Quote]

The only gem on the 'log go up

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 21:55:36 №16773129 [Quote]

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The door opens up with a deep
>VRRRR CAHUNK
Urethral mosies on in, curious as to what's inside.

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 21:56:36 №16773132 [Quote]

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>"Woah, weird…"
He looks around the room, seeing a desk with some colourful liquids in tubes, a strange machine, and a long row of person-sized tubes.

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 22:17:53 №16773269 [Quote]

>>16773132
break a hole in the tubes using the hammer

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 22:37:41 №16773394 [Quote]

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>break a hole in the tubes using a hammer
>"Wonder what's in here?"
Urethral's curiosity gets the better of him, and he lobs his hammer at the glass tube.
>CRACK

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 22:39:01 №16773403 [Quote]

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The tube shatters, and a strange, squat person falls out, along with the liquid. He's twitching violently and making a gargled, gritted sound.
>GGFFFFFHSHGHSGHSGHGHSSG
>"This guy's totally feral!"

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 22:45:36 №16773446 [Quote]

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I'm going to sleep now. Nighty night. If you see this and want to respond with an action, you can do that and I'll look at it tomorrow.

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/20/26 (Mon) 22:48:11 №16773459 [Quote]

>>16773403
try to befriend this person by spouting zelda and capeshit trivia

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/21/26 (Tue) 14:19:28 №16778878 [Quote]

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>try to befriend this person by spouting zelda and capeshit trivia
Urethral bends down to the potential friend, and starts yapping about some bullshit nobody except him cares about.
>"Did you know that in 1994, A legend of zelda manga was released, and…"
He seems pretty responsive, so I think it's working.

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/21/26 (Tue) 14:19:45 №16778880 [Quote]

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PARTY MEMBER GET

owlylovesyomi 4vaaD42b 07/21/26 (Tue) 14:26:09 №16778901 [Quote]

bump this gem

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/21/26 (Tue) 14:48:49 №16779040 [Quote]

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Urethral goes and checks out that machine on the desk.

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/21/26 (Tue) 15:04:36 №16779149 [Quote]

>>16779040
It seems your new friend is thirsty, give him a drink from red flask

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/23/26 (Thu) 14:39:06 №16796097 [Quote]

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>give your new friend a drink from red flask
Deciding that he looks pretty thirsty, Urethral tosses that tasty yummy red flask into this feral guy's mouth. Sort of like sproke.

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/23/26 (Thu) 14:39:29 №16796100 [Quote]

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>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/23/26 (Thu) 14:40:00 №16796104 [Quote]

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>="AAUUUUUUGHHHHH="
>*CRASH*
>"Well, that was heckin' unexpected."

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/23/26 (Thu) 14:41:33 №16796109 [Quote]

open the lab stup box

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/23/26 (Thu) 15:21:52 №16796434 [Quote]

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>open the lab stup box
Urethral goes and opens up that lap stuf box. Inside is a can of Sproke, a sandwich, a weird looking raygun thing, and a handheld radio.

Chud 4vaaD42b 07/23/26 (Thu) 16:58:22 №16796931 [Quote]

>>16796434
Inspect the raygun and check if it works by shooting the raygun at that hole in the wall

Colorjak 07/23/26 (Thu) 17:00:17 №16796941 [Quote]

shoot yourself with the raygun

Colorjak 07/23/26 (Thu) 17:00:48 №16796948 [Quote]

i'm trans btw

Chud SWmsP4uM 08/10/26 (Mon) 14:56:05 №16981756 [Quote]

BUMP because gem