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â–¶SNCA ADVENTURE Chud 2 months ago â„–15819800loop[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote] [Voice Chat]>>15819817>>15819824>>15819846>>15830879
A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/-
>Do a quick time event to dodge.Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
â–¶OMGSISA 2 months ago â„–15819817[Quote]
>>15819800 (OP) (OP)
nice site
â–¶Jager 2 months ago â„–15819824[Quote]>>15819831
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>>15819800 (OP) (OP)
I totally forgot about you geg
Good to you you're still going 'teen
â–¶Chud 2 months ago â„–15819831[Quote]
>>15819824Good to see you too
â–¶Meximutt 2 months ago â„–15819843[Quote]
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vp
â–¶Chud 2 months ago â„–15819846[Quote]
>>15819800 (OP) (OP)
anyway it's nice to see you back
â–¶Alicia 2 months ago â„–15819854[Quote]>>15819862>>15819867>>15819871>>15821474
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ON A HIGHWAY IN PENSYLVANIA, two completely normal working class gentlemen are going for an regular car ride.
<Hey, Agent Appleman?>Yes, Agent Applebaum?<Do you think we go the right guy? The chief won't like it if we screw up again, and that guy didn't seem very aryan to me.<Aryan? More like Ugandan!>Bwahahaha! Wasn't he white?<I think so. Don't worry about it, I followed the dossier to the letter.>Alright. im trans btwâ–¶Yurjak 2 months ago â„–15819857[Quote]>>15819865>>15819897
Just got here. Did not read any of the previous parts. I know something that you know, so I propose this.
>Retrieve arms from underneath sofa.â–¶Smugjak 2 months ago â„–15819862[Quote]>>15819988
>>15819854appleman is so brave to come out of the closet just like that
â–¶Chud 2 months ago â„–15819865[Quote]
>>15819857When you wake up, I guess.
â–¶Norwegian 2 months ago â„–15819867[Quote]
>>15819854geg sentient
â–¶Thougher 2 months ago â„–15819871[Quote]
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>>15819854>im trans btwâ–¶Platejak 2 months ago â„–15819897[Quote]
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>>15819857Urethral tries to wake up, compelled to check on his referential arms collection… where did he go?
â–¶Chud 2 months ago â„–15819921[Quote]
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Urethral wakes up. His back is a little sore from the concrete, and his nethers are a little fondled from a certain agent.
>Oof, my head heckin' hurts… where am I?▶Seriousjak 2 months ago №15819928[Quote]
adventure thread. hope it goes well!
wholesomegem
â–¶Chud 2 months ago â„–15819988[Quote]
>>15819862Raisin
â–¶Chud 2 months ago â„–15820025[Quote]>>15820032>>15820039>>15820095>>15820156
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Deciding that there isn't anything in his cell for him, Urethral decides to escape from the oversized iron bars with his slender 5'2 frame.
>HHNNGGHThere's a poster, a box, and a friendly looking prisoner.
â–¶Brandon 2 months ago â„–15820032[Quote]
>>15820025where are in these box?
â–¶Chud 2 months ago â„–15820039[Quote]
>>15820025Look behind the poster to see if there might be something hidden behind it.
â–¶Poopson 2 months ago â„–15820095[Quote]
>>15820025What's in the box?
â–¶Rupturejak 2 months ago â„–15820156[Quote]
>>15820025>Look in box.â–¶Nojak 2 months ago â„–15820242[Quote]>>15820244>>15820246>>15820260>>15820271>>15821468>>15821474
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Urethral looks in the box, opening it to find a few items. The rest don't interest his nintendo foucsed mind.
There's a CIA-Branded hammer, a limited edition fedora sonic funko pop, and a furg and oreos
â–¶Nojak 2 months ago â„–15820244[Quote]>>15820246>>15820249
>>15820242Holy shit there's oreos and oreos
â–¶Chud 2 months ago â„–15820246[Quote]
>>15820242>>15820244Make the box sentient
â–¶Chud 2 months ago â„–15820249[Quote]
>>15820244Holy sentience, how could you tell?