/soy/ - Soyjaks

It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in. There's a soyteen sitting next to me, posting bait and coal on the 'log. He says, "Chud can you give me infinite reppeys? It's so all of the nusois get btfod, they're sad and they leak and the 'log will get complete, when the log has my brimstone post."
Post us some coal, you're the brimstoneman, post us some bait tonight. While we're all desperate looking for gemmies, and you've got the jannies on strike.
Now Quote on the 'ru is a friend of mine, he gets me unbanned for free. And he's quick with some coal, or he'll post without tripcode, because he really hates the sharty. He says, "Chud I believe gems are killing me" as the smile ran away from his face, "I'm sure that I could be the next Lute, if I could get out of this place."
Now Kuz is a SNCA journalist (he really is), who never had time for a wife. And he's talking to Froot, who's still gatekeeping the dox, and probably will be for life.
And the Jannies are gooning to rule violating posts, as the log is slowly filled with coal, yes they're receiving posts we call brimstone, but to them it feels like home.
Post us some coal, you're the brimstoneman, post us some bait tonight. While we're all desperate looking for gemmies, and you've got the jannies on strike.
It's a pretty good crowd, for mutt hours, and the janny cabal gives me a smile. Cause he knows it's me they've been coming to see, to leak on /soy/ for a while. And the brimstone sounds like soybooru, and the log smells like kway, and they metawhine /soy/ and put (you)s in my thread and say "Man, what are you doing here?"
Post us some coal, you're the brimstoneman, post us some bait tonight. While we're all desperate looking for gemmies, and you've got the jannies on strike.