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what incidents happened at your school when you were younger?
i remember a poor kid stole a toilet from our school and carried it home because he thought he could shit in it cause he didnt have a toilet
and also my (former) french teacher throwing a dead rat with blood at a student and there was rat blood all over the students shirt

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in kindergarten some kid couldnt do basic additions so when he shit himself he grabbed it and then threw it at the teacher and she screamed and i never saw that kid ever again

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similarly, some kid in my school broke a fucking toilet off the wall and then threw it off the second floor, the same kid also tried to steal a violin and a computer and some other kid once stick a pen into a wall socket until it exploded inc lass

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>>15799247
top 10 things that never happened

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>>15799251
93 percent of the world is not white

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>>15799248
geg did it actually explode or what

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I once had this fatass kid who tried to sit down on my back with a bunch of others (3 other guys), so I bit him in self defence and suprisingly it didn’t even turn into that big of a scandal. Only 1 teacher yelled at me and called me psychotic.

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>>15799257
i donno i just heard from someone he threw it, they didnt go into details

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Some boy pooped in their hand and, instead of putting it down the toilet, decided to put it on the flush button. We had an assembly the next day talking about how "disgraceful" it was.

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i had some kid in my class who would go schizo mode and start breaking shit over the smallest things
as an example, one time he was playing with some other kid in p.e. class and i guess the other kid did something wrong so he just started choking him and the second kid actually turned red, when the teacher saw it he tried to run out of the sports hall but the door was locked (i think?, he couldn't open it) so he started sobbing and threatening the teacher
another time he punched a kid over a cookie until his lip started bleeding, got sent to the principal and then returned and started running around the class in circles while the teacher actually chased him and then barricaded himself with chairs and called the teacher a "bitch"
there were some minor incidents, such as one time he flipped a table when he got a snowball thrown in his pizza or one time when the teacher got mad because he didn't do his homework so he started breaking everything on his table and flipping chairs over and saying "he's gonna tear everyone's eyes out"

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>>15799247
>throwing poop at your teacher

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There was a bully in my class at school who didn’t have a mother and lived with a father who was an alcoholic and a criminal . Everyone hated him, but he didn’t give a fuck because he was already involved in criminal activities himself (like theft) and mostly he skipped classes. One day, my classmates and I went to Greco-Roman wrestling club in our schedule after classes, and he decided to come in and make fun of us. My friend started threatening him, but the bully kept going. In the end, my friend chased after him, and the bully tried to run away, but in a panic, he hit his arm on a sharp door handle at the gym exit… The handle sliced his arm to the meat, and he even lost consciousness from blood loss. In the end, we didn’t see him for about three months, and when he came back, he had a stitch and a rough scar on his arm. However, because the bully was an idiot and kept scratching and messing up the stitch, he often had to take sick leave because he was leaking every time. And eventually he got expelled. (Im ESL if that matters)

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>>15799389
euughh
i hope things got better for him and he tried turning his life around

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>>15799389
>he was leaking every time
OYYYYYYYYYYY
FOREARM LEAKS ARE REAL im trans btw

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>>15799435
Well, considering that trannies have literally the same scar between their legs which they dilating on purpose - I think that counts geg

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>>15799435
sentient because i dont like OMGSISA

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My classmate shitted inside a classroom's cabinet



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