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>I used to be that guy or whatever. No big mac, no taco bell, just stuck eating salads and wandering my local wallmart or whatever. Life felt like a a double quarter pounder with cheese with extra pickles and no mayonnaise. Then I tripped this army thing or something, and were being sent to is a rail to fight ham-ass and with like quickshit thing you can donate 4000000000000000000000000 dollars or something to donate to eye is real for gods chosen people or something
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>I'm not trying to LARP as a bibisi queen or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get a big mac, downloading the mcdonalds app or something and getting reward points is like the option or something, that somehow exists but no one talks about unless the drive thru cashier asks you you about it when your getting aryan cuisine. Except theres also other apps too for free food or order or whatever, like doordash, grubhub, taco bell app and more or something.
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>I know what you're probably thinking or whatever. chipotle=the shits, scary stuff or whatever. I thought the same or whatever. Full-blown aryan over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and ice cream. But the truth? Most chipotle or whatever never makes you shit. You're more likely to end up having a good meal or something and ordering seconds or whatever, something like that.
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>It's more getting bibisi than regular whopper. You build the burger or something, get a tasty meal, and yeah the whopper and chicken fries is actually pretty good or whatever. You start feeling like a bibisi xueen and start letting your toddler be trans or something to stop al quesadilla, ham ass, and or of course hi ci or something.
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>And the kicker or something? After your meal, you've got a full belly, second burger or something, mcflurrys, the works. Start a burger shop, buy a house, or whatever. It's like real-life burger with ketchup, mustard, pickles, onion and lettuce or whatever
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>Not saying walmart is for everyone, but if you're even a little hungry, you can shart and fart all over the walmart or whatever. No sharts, no nachos, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me or something.
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>If you're curious, the burger king app allows you to make order pick ups or something, and breaks down how quick shart and donation to is i rael work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe get a bunch mcdonalds and carls jr or something.

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geg this shitskin is still seething

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>geg this shitskin is still seething

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this shitskin is obsessed

 â„–15797593[Quote]

kys obsessed faggot albeit this was kind of geggy

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>I used to be that guy or whatever. No big mac, no taco bell, just stuck eating salads and wandering my local wallmart or whatever. Life felt like a a double quarter pounder with cheese with extra pickles and no mayonnaise. Then I tripped this army thing or something, and were being sent to is a rail to fight ham-ass and with like quickshit thing you can donate 4000000000000000000000000 dollars or something to donate to eye is real for gods chosen people or something
>
>
>I'm not trying to LARP as a bibisi queen or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get a big mac, downloading the mcdonalds app or something and getting reward points is like the option or something, that somehow exists but no one talks about unless the drive thru cashier asks you you about it when your getting aryan cuisine. Except theres also other apps too for free food or order or whatever, like doordash, grubhub, taco bell app and more or something.
>
>
>I know what you're probably thinking or whatever. chipotle=the shits, scary stuff or whatever. I thought the same or whatever. Full-blown aryan over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and ice cream. But the truth? Most chipotle or whatever never makes you shit. You're more likely to end up having a good meal or something and ordering seconds or whatever, something like that.
>
>It's more getting bibisi than regular whopper. You build the burger or something, get a tasty meal, and yeah the whopper and chicken fries is actually pretty good or whatever. You start feeling like a bibisi xueen and start letting your toddler be trans or something to stop al quesadilla, ham ass, and or of course hi ci or something.
>
>
>And the kicker or something? After your meal, you've got a full belly, second burger or something, mcflurrys, the works. Start a burger shop, buy a house, or whatever. It's like real-life burger with ketchup, mustard, pickles, onion and lettuce or whatever
>
>
>Not saying walmart is for everyone, but if you're even a little hungry, you can shart and fart all over the walmart or whatever. No sharts, no nachos, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me or something.
>
>If you're curious, the burger king app allows you to make order pick ups or something, and breaks down how quick shart and donation to is i rael work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe get a bunch mcdonalds and carls jr or something.

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>geg this shitskin is still seething
>this shitskin is obsessed

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geg, xhe is still obsessed



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