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Hello 'teens,im getting my first cat soon
Any tips?

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Approve it you fucking niggers

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Don’t let it eat grass or it’ll throw up everywhere

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>>15796890
hes gonna be an indoor only cat,we got some mean ass cats around the neighborhood and i dont want him to get any infections from them

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>>15796908
Then get him a window seat so he can get some sun

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>>15796910
the window sill is wide enough for him to chill there,also installed a window screen like a week ago so i think hes gonna be good

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>>15796910
what do i do if he starts scratching the window screen tho,sometimes birds come at the window and idk how bros gonna react
do i just hiss at him

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and like in general,when he does something i dont want him to do does hissing work?

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>>15796923
Never tried it β€˜cause I’m not a furfag. I usually just clap at mine or splash a little water on him and he chills out for a while

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don’t get toxoplasmosis

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Don't feed dry food to them; pets should be fed meat, chicken, or other foods. Also, avoid wet food pouches.

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'jak him when he arrives

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dont get a cat, faggot. cats are jewish

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they tend to pee in shoes, not really a tip as much as a warning you should heed..

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Get a rabbit

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>dont get a cat, faggot. cats are jewish
nigga fuck you

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i always wanted to know the name of this dance

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>i always wanted to know the name of this dance
its some chinese juan, i remember seeing it a while back but i forgot

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>>15796966
cant really afford to feed him meat everyday bro,his diet is mostly gonna be kibble with some water mixed in

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>>15796982
Cats are literally aryan doey

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>>>15796966
>cant really afford to feed him meat everyday bro,his diet is mostly gonna be kibble with some water mixed in
kibble will be fine for most cats, just try to give it meat once in a while it'll be alright

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>>15796989
Shit,appreciate it
Ill try to find a place where he cant reach them

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>>15796991
already have one

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>>15797009
yea yea,ill give him chicken like once or twice a week

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>>15796966
btw should i totally avoid wet pouches,or did you mean it as dont make it his diet
im aware it sucks from a nutrition standpoint,but its fine if i give him one from time to time as a treat right?

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>>15797012
try to cover them in something or place him in a box with a cover or something to that effect, just dont put them somewhere high up because they can climb pretty well

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>>15797025
yea ill probably keep them in a box or something like that,ill find a place for them before i get him

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>>15796982
cats are literally the most aryan animals you chink

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>>15797035
they’re jewish, faggot cuck. get a DQG

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>>15796982
How are cats jewish I could understand you saying that cats are brown due to a lot of non white civilizations liking cats but they arent jewish

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>>15797045
Dogs are the niggers of pets

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Make sure you feed it as much raw meat as possible, see vidrel. also you can get liver for cheap from a butcher and cats love it i give my cat raw liver and she goes crazy for it also make sure you let them go outside whenever they want and dont keep them cooped up indoors

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>>15797082
especially pitbulls
im trans btw

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>>15797082
>>15797098
dogs love you unconditionally, they will die for you. cats are tempermental and dont gaf about you

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just give it food and water and it should be okay if it's an alley cat

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>>15797106
no more brother wars

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>>15797106
yeah yeah whatever nigga i've never seen a cat maul a child

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>>15796923
I think there's certain sounds you can make that they'll understand, try searching it up since I myself don't really remember. Definitely get two cats so that they won't be so alone, anymore than two cats and their relationships get problematic (social hierarchies, etc.). Definitely invest in a cat water fountain since cats don't like drinking from stagnant water, they might have dehydration problems later on if you don't. Their food bowls should be somewhat similar to picrel so that their whiskers aren't brushing up against the bowl while they eat, also put a good distance between their food and water. Don't bother buying a cat bed since they probably won't use them, use cardboard boxes instead. I would also buy those cat scratchers that you can attach to the side of your furniture because your furniture WILL get torn up over time, as for regular cat stratchers definitely buy those cardboard ones, or you can make your own with just boxes and glue. As for their litter box, I don't really have much to say other than getting a mat to catch any extra litter that may stick onto them, my family does have those litter boxes with a top cover but those are expensive and in my experience only last about 2 years, granted I do beat it around on some occasions but they're made of cheap plastic anyway, an open top litter box is fine, definitely don't buy any cat litter that says "lightweight" or is scented. Lightweight cat litter leaves a lot of dust everywhere and scented cat litter is harsh on their noses. There are certain plants and common household chemicals that are life threatening for cats, I don't remember what they are off the top of my head so search it up online. Cats do get pretty rowdy at night sometimes so don't be surprised when they're bouncing off walls at 10 pm. Despite living with a lot of cats my entire life I don't have that much else to say, it's worth getting a spray bottle to spray them once or twice when they're doing something stupid. If the cat is timid at first try letting it smell your finger and blink slowly at them while doing it, blinking slowly is showing you trust them in their language. If you do get a second cat so the first won't be lonely I would adopt a stray, it's expensive at first with vet checkups and disease shots but adopted strays are much more appreciative of everything and aren't spoiled/feisty/annoying. Don't have much else to say, God bless you OP.

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>>15797125
good advice listen to xim

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>>15797106
speak for yourself frogkike my cat is always happy to see me

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>>15797125
all this shit just to get an obsessed faggot who hates you and will eat you the second you die

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>>15797125
>as for regular cat stratchers definitely buy those cardboard ones
only if you like picking up cardboard scraps off the floor for the rest of eternity

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>>>15797125
>all this shit just to get an obsessed faggot who hates you and will eat you the second you die

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>being an obsessed faggot who hates you and will eat you the second you die

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>>15797146
these actually do get used frequently unlike all the other more expensive and fancy ones, you'll have to sweep up cat litter that comes out of the litter box anyway so what more is a bit more sweeping. people often forget that having pets requires a lot of maintenance and care regardless of species.

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You can train your cat to use the litter box until it gets used to it, dont forget to clean it doe

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>>15797003
btw do this

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>>15797172
nigger jannies took 20 minutes to approve an image of a cat

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