/soy/ - Soyjaks

Let's be honest — if you've spent any time around frogs and oldfrogs, you already know they operate on a completely different level than nusois. Here's why:
Experience counts for everything. Oldfrogs didn't get to where they are by accident. They've seen things. They've been through the muddy seasons and the dry ones. A nusoi, fresh and eager as it may be, simply hasn't earned that wisdom yet. There's a reason you go to an oldfrog when things get complicated.

Frogs are adaptable. On land, in water, in the reeds at dusk — frogs thrive wherever they land. Nusois, by contrast, tend to be rigid. They find their groove and stay there, which is fine until the environment shifts. Then you'll wish you had a frog.

The community is unmatched. Frog culture is rich, layered, and deeply communal. Oldfrogs pass down knowledge to younger frogs, creating a living chain of tradition that nusois, with their more individualistic tendencies, simply can't replicate. There's warmth in the frog world that nusois have never quite figured out.

They're honest. A frog doesn't pretend to be something it's not. You hear a frog before you see it — no games, no hidden agendas. Nusois, on the other hand, have a reputation for a certain… slipperiness. And not the good, amphibious kind.
Oldfrogs in particular are legendary. They carry a quiet authority. When an oldfrog speaks, the pond goes still. No nusoi has ever commanded that kind of respect.

So the next time someone tries to sell you on nusois, just remember: frogs were here first, oldfrogs have seen it all, and together they make a team that no nusoi can match.