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I weigh 120kg with a fat hairy ass that rivals cado, how do i cope with this?

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I couldn't even have sex with my first gf when i showed her my hairy ass, she left me forever and im still a virgin

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>>15790073
>>15790064 (OP)
sad

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Post it nigga

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>>15790095
rule 14

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>>15790000

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>>15790064 (OP)
1) Shave it
2) Lose weight
3) Win

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>>15790106
I tried to shave it but that made the hair thicker

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>I weigh 120kg with a fat hairy ass that rivals cado, how do i cope with this?

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what do you do in your free time?

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become cado's nemesis start doing what cado does

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>>15790128
do mukbangs and porn so to speak

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>>15790131
when cado became skinny he left a power vacuum that your fat ass can fill

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this thread is really funny. How taLL ARE YOU AGAIN??

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>>15790141
5'2

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>>15790141
5'5 but i can grow to 5'7 with the right shoes fuggen jerdee

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>>15790128
>>15790131
>>15790135
>>15790154
do this now

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>>15790154
its over if you dont exercise fucking immideatly.

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For a 167.64 cm tall person who weighs 120 kg:
BMI = 42.70

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>>15790064 (OP)
lose weight faggot

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>>15790171
OII DOGTOES

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>>15790154
sentient

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>>15790064 (OP)
you should be proud of yourself hairy ass is manly

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>>15790208
you sound gay as hell

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>>15790208
I'm not a man though, i still live with my mom

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>>15790182
I try to lose weight by taking frequent walks at night but it doesn't really work, i can't go to the gym because i'm homeschooled and live in a nophono state

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>>15790211
only gay people shave ass manly men dont pay atention to their ass at all

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>>15790225
straight here and i shave my legs and arms and ass and penis

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>>15790229
>ass
the one who cleans his house expects visitors

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I used to be very thin but my nophono tard parents forced me to eat food, i miss the days when i was a twink with no tan and pale skin neutral

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>>15790225
my hair stretches across my buttcheeks, when my friends at uni saw it, they used to make fun of me and call it the 'black forest' and oreos

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>>15790260
I don't even want to imagine what that ass looks like like nigga

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>>15790260
sit on top of your friend to show him who is boss. if your fat hairy ass weighs 120kg there is nothing your skinny friends can do about it

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>>15790260
that sounds like fun

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>>15790287
they're jacked though

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BECOME CADO 2 NOW

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>>15790292
they aint pushing 120kg

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>>15790295
get into sumo so you can own everyone who fucks with you

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proof or gtfo

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>>15790308
>proof to me that you have a hairy ass

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>>15790317
prove*

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BECOME CADO 2

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>>15790106
but really you should propably do this

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>>15790224
>taking frequent walks at night while being irl rapeson

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Someone posted their 'slot and cock the other day. I don't think jannies gaf anymore. Recreate the iconic cado pic.

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>>15790224
what type of food do you eat im trans btw

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>>15790340
fuggen jardee

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>>15790340
I had this one obese teatcher once who told a story about his fat friend who lost a shit on of weight by eating only like two meals a day or something like that but idk if thats an optimal way to lose weight but might work maybe

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>>15790073
>fat
>got a gf
never happened

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>>15790375
ok i lied, it was an escort, you happy now?

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>>15790336
I always get stared at for some reason but it's mostly by men, to the foids i am invisible, it is kind of pleasant i guess

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>>15790340
mostly fast food and whatever my mom makes occasionally i guess

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>>15790412
Proably try laying off the fast food or something

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>>15790340
geg

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shit nophono cares

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Stop eating?


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