/soy/ - Soyjaks

Rich old relative from foreign country died and i will be inheriting 140 000 euros from him. On top of that, one other family member doesn't want their portion of the money (or most of it) and wants to give it to me. On top of THAT, sale of expensive property is being discussed amongst the entire family which would mean i'd get even MORE… There's a good chance i might essentially win the lottery and inherit 300-400k euros. The luck i have is quite frankly nuts

It's a bit retarded to share this with a bunch of retards on the sharty, but I wanna hear funny ideas on what you guys would do with such money or whatever. I already know I will be investing 99% of it so i can retire early in life. I'm so fucking lucky i get to get so much money so early in life.
The goofiest thing is that the only thing I know i wanna buy so far is a new PC for maybe like 2500 bucks at most. Maybe i'll get some used cheapish car too. Considered travelling to a country or two next year but nothing expensive and that's about it.

I cannot tell anyone. I had evil urges to a few people that dont like me but I wont. I'm already getting paranoid that people will find out and it will horribly affect all my relationships and social life, being known as the lucky wealthy guy. (It's a wild amount of money where i'm from)