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Gigachad 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:15:02 №15782059 [Quote]

I'm visiting the united nations headquarters Thursday what should I do , how could you tell?

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:15:26 №15782067 [Quote]

nuke it.

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:16:15 №15782081 [Quote]

>>15782067
I'm serious doe, I can't smuggle a nuke in

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:17:55 №15782102 [Quote]

SNCA
kys faggot

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:18:18 №15782109 [Quote]

>>15782059 (OP)
bring a vibrating buttplug with a remote controller and turn it up to max vibration while its lodged deep in your asshole then loudly exclaim nyaaaaaaa in the middle of the meeting room

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:18:31 №15782115 [Quote]

Tell them to JSID

Jackob 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:19:08 №15782122 [Quote]

>>15782059 (OP)
FED THREAD DNI

Cobbert 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:19:22 №15782127 [Quote]

bring a hidden camera

Seriousjak 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:20:15 №15782141 [Quote]

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>bring a vibrating buttplug with a remote controller and turn it up to max vibration while its lodged deep in your asshole then loudly exclaim nyaaaaaaa in the middle of the meeting room

Ishish 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:20:41 №15782148 [Quote]

>>15782081
ok fine just assassinate them all

Cobson 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:20:55 №15782150 [Quote]

Piss in my mouth

Alicia 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:21:24 №15782158 [Quote]

>>15782059 (OP)
Eat the gassiest Mexican food you know of and gas the place out. im trans btw

Amerimutt 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:21:30 №15782161 [Quote]

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>>>15782059 (OP)
>bring a vibrating buttplug with a remote controller and turn it up to max vibration while its lodged deep in your asshole then loudly exclaim nyaaaaaaa in the middle of the meeting room

ElPerro 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:21:50 №15782166 [Quote]

>>15782158
>woah a talking fly
<im traiso btw
>its sentient

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:22:16 №15782175 [Quote]

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You know what to do.

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:22:54 №15782183 [Quote]

Glowie thread DNI

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:23:15 №15782189 [Quote]

>>15782122
>>15782183
marge I'm not a glowie

Dr. Fauci 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:25:10 №15782216 [Quote]

>>15782189
great cover agent 133Ϫ, he wont suspect anything

Hunky Twink Sex Machine 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:26:13 №15782235 [Quote]

Pipebomb the building fuggen jerdee

Bug 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:29:07 №15782274 [Quote]

because you faggots won't give me anything to actually do, I'll try to place cobsons around the building or something

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:29:41 №15782283 [Quote]

>>15782235
will get banned for incitement of terrorism award

Nojak 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:30:04 №15782290 [Quote]

>>15782274
i habe a good idea and oreos

Npestajak 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:31:14 №15782302 [Quote]

>>15782059 (OP)
Why? School trip?

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:31:18 №15782303 [Quote]

you could like draw swastikas on people with a sharpie and if they notice you you can run away as fast as you can

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:32:51 №15782325 [Quote]

print out a 'jak and put it in the mens bathroom first urinal to the right

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:37:17 №15782377 [Quote]

>>15782274
too cliche use a different jak

Chuck 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:37:37 №15782380 [Quote]

you could to her futa in reference to one of my favorite rule 34 posts that im not allowed to show here but it involves the UN countryhuman as a futanari.

Evan 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:38:25 №15782388 [Quote]

>>15782377
yeah but otherwise how is the UN going to know they got raided by the snarky.snappy

Beastjak 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:38:30 №15782389 [Quote]

you could take a big red dildo up your ass

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:38:47 №15782391 [Quote]

you could take a big crimson dildo up your ass

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:38:54 №15782394 [Quote]

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>>15782274
place this instead

Bapepe 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:39:04 №15782396 [Quote]

>>15782389
>>15782391
dodis

Kliksjak 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:39:07 №15782398 [Quote]

you could take a big orange dildo up your ass

Marge 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:39:16 №15782399 [Quote]

>>15782394
no arrow

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:39:28 №15782401 [Quote]

you could take a big yellow dildo up your ass

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:39:32 №15782402 [Quote]

>>15782302
college trip for int. affairs yeah

Lennonjak 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:39:35 №15782404 [Quote]

>>15782399
yeah i look like that, problem xister?

Sidson 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:39:49 №15782411 [Quote]

you could take a big green dildo up your ass

ElPerro 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:40:00 №15782416 [Quote]

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:40:19 №15782419 [Quote]

you could take a big teal dildo up your ass

Henry 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:40:35 №15782424 [Quote]

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>>15782388
do the sharty logo if you want recognition
>

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:40:41 №15782426 [Quote]

you could take a big blue dildo up your ass

Sneed 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:40:55 №15782431 [Quote]

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print dis

Lennonjak 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:41:06 №15782433 [Quote]

you could take a big navy blue dildo up your ass

Slurpjak 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:41:06 №15782434 [Quote]

You could just… FUCK ME!

Thougher 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:41:14 №15782437 [Quote]

>>15782424
DODIS though

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:41:23 №15782439 [Quote]

you could take a big indigo dildo up your ass

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:41:29 №15782444 [Quote]

>>15782274
put hornyson above the urinals with the text "nice cock"

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:41:43 №15782446 [Quote]

you could take a big purple dildo up your ass

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:42:03 №15782450 [Quote]

you could take a big magenta dildo up your ass

Evan 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:42:23 №15782454 [Quote]

you could take a big pink dildo up your ass

Fingerboy 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:42:42 №15782457 [Quote]

you could take a big white dildo up your ass

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:42:57 №15782461 [Quote]

you could take a big grey dildo up your ass

Evan 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:43:10 №15782468 [Quote]

you could take a big black dildo up your ass

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:44:20 №15782481 [Quote]

>>15782389
>>15782391
>>15782398
>>15782401
>>15782411
>>15782419
>>15782426
>>15782433
>>15782439
>>15782446
>>15782450
>>15782454
>>15782457
>>15782461
>>15782468
That's 15 ideas. If you don't have anything to do at the UN, that's your fault.

Chuck 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:44:44 №15782489 [Quote]

OP try different colored dildos and stick them up your ass I think that would be really interesting

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:45:45 №15782509 [Quote]

op have you considered putting things (maybe dildos of varying colors) in your ass?

A24 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:47:28 №15782533 [Quote]

OP I think the teal, pink and white dildos would suite you best

Cobbert 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:48:00 №15782543 [Quote]

>>15782533
too far dude. too far…

Chudbob 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:50:41 №15782574 [Quote]

>>15782533
ok that crossed a line…

Mexiaryan 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:53:04 №15782621 [Quote]

>>15782574
glad we can agree
anyways OP you should put a picture of the sharty emblem with a red dildo in the mens bathroom

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