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I'm visiting the united nations headquarters Thursday what should I do , how could you tell?

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nuke it.

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>>15782067
I'm serious doe, I can't smuggle a nuke in

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SNCA
kys faggot

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>>15782059 (OP)
bring a vibrating buttplug with a remote controller and turn it up to max vibration while its lodged deep in your asshole then loudly exclaim nyaaaaaaa in the middle of the meeting room

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Tell them to JSID

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>>15782059 (OP)
FED THREAD DNI

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bring a hidden camera

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>bring a vibrating buttplug with a remote controller and turn it up to max vibration while its lodged deep in your asshole then loudly exclaim nyaaaaaaa in the middle of the meeting room

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>>15782081
ok fine just assassinate them all

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Piss in my mouth

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>>15782059 (OP)
Eat the gassiest Mexican food you know of and gas the place out. im trans btw

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>>>15782059 (OP)
>bring a vibrating buttplug with a remote controller and turn it up to max vibration while its lodged deep in your asshole then loudly exclaim nyaaaaaaa in the middle of the meeting room

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>>15782158
>woah a talking fly
<im traiso btw
>its sentient

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You know what to do.

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Glowie thread DNI

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>>15782122
>>15782183
marge I'm not a glowie

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>>15782189
great cover agent 133Ϫ, he wont suspect anything

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Pipebomb the building fuggen jerdee

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because you faggots won't give me anything to actually do, I'll try to place cobsons around the building or something

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>>15782235
will get banned for incitement of terrorism award

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>>15782274
i habe a good idea and oreos

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>>15782059 (OP)
Why? School trip?

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you could like draw swastikas on people with a sharpie and if they notice you you can run away as fast as you can

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print out a 'jak and put it in the mens bathroom first urinal to the right

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>>15782274
too cliche use a different jak

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you could to her futa in reference to one of my favorite rule 34 posts that im not allowed to show here but it involves the UN countryhuman as a futanari.

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>>15782377
yeah but otherwise how is the UN going to know they got raided by the snarky.snappy

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you could take a big red dildo up your ass

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you could take a big crimson dildo up your ass

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>>15782274
place this instead

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you could take a big orange dildo up your ass

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>>15782394
no arrow

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you could take a big yellow dildo up your ass

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>>15782302
college trip for int. affairs yeah

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>>15782399
yeah i look like that, problem xister?

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you could take a big green dildo up your ass

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you could take a big teal dildo up your ass

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>>15782388
do the sharty logo if you want recognition
>

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you could take a big blue dildo up your ass

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print dis

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you could take a big navy blue dildo up your ass

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You could just… FUCK ME!

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>>15782424
DODIS though

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you could take a big indigo dildo up your ass

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>>15782274
put hornyson above the urinals with the text "nice cock"

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you could take a big purple dildo up your ass

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you could take a big magenta dildo up your ass

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you could take a big pink dildo up your ass

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you could take a big white dildo up your ass

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you could take a big grey dildo up your ass

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you could take a big black dildo up your ass

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OP try different colored dildos and stick them up your ass I think that would be really interesting

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op have you considered putting things (maybe dildos of varying colors) in your ass?

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OP I think the teal, pink and white dildos would suite you best

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>>15782533
too far dude. too far…

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>>15782533
ok that crossed a line…

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>>15782574
glad we can agree
anyways OP you should put a picture of the sharty emblem with a red dildo in the mens bathroom



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