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1. Who is the worst person/group you have ever met online?

2. Have you ever seen someone using the sharty in a public place? Did such a person seem like somebaldi who wouldn’t be a ‘teen?

3. ‘Za place workers, former or current, have Jew ever delivered to somebaldi getting raided?

4. Do you know somebaldi irl who is a soyteen? Did it surprise you that this person is a ‘teen?

5. What is the oldest person you have seen on the sharty?

6. Who is the most insane person you have ever met? either online or irl

7. Is this SNCA?

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reddit spacing

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>>15777094
> making your threads neat makes you a redditor

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1. bbc
2. bbc
3. bbc
4. bbc
5. bbc
6. bbc
7. bbc

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>>15777093
im sorry the WHAT? award

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>>15777115
dog toes

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1. post 2022 sharty
2. no
3. no
4. no
5. idk
6. irl me
7. yes

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i did this yesterday but i'll do it again
1. failtrolls
2. no but i've used the sharty in public multiple times
3. no (i did work in a pizza place last year but not as deliver)
4. never met a soyteen but i've met xittercux who know about surface-level soy-culture
5. never seen anyone that old but i guess 30 maybe since that's doll's age
6. i knew a guy irl who didn't drink water, he only drank coca cola, he was a long long cousin and stuff
7. yes

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>>15777115
theres also femjanny

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>didn't drink water

irl anerimutt?

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>>15777150
they interact a lot with the soysphere

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>>15777150
as a Buddhist, i am unironically convinced that most failtrolls such as UTT'P are literal demons

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1.Domestic goytok influencers
2.No lol i live in a noburundi country
3.-
4.No
5.Probably some 40 years old unc blogposting snca
6.Idk none
7.SECA

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>>15777171
what country doe?

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>1
Some failtroll one discord who would extort children. When i asked who is the youngest he extrorted he said "12" then i blocked him
>2
Nophono who goes outside browses the shitty kek
>3
No
>4
I wish but no
>5
Like 25
>6
My grandma who has psychosis. She apparently sticks the cauliflower shells covered in her spits on her window to "protect from evil rays" being a shiczo comes from the family i guess geeeg
>7
No i love this keep it up

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>>15777177
Bosnia and Herzegovina, the Croatian majority part

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>>15777084 (OP)
>1. Who is the worst person/group you have ever met online?
Literally any "fan"/"fan"base that insists porn has to be involved in some way, and that the characters must be sexualized, or it will somehow fall apart and not be good anymore. Literally, actually, unironically gather up all porn addicts and execute them in real life.

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>>15777181
>Some failtroll one discord who would extort children. When i asked who is the youngest he extrorted he said "12" then i blocked him

you should have gotten as much info on xhem as possible and reported everything to the FBI

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>>15777182
cool shi, herceg bosna.

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>>15777185
If i could rmemeber he was 17 and an immigrant from finland in the UK. I didnt know how to dox at the time either

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>>15777183
gegerald

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>>15777193
probably moved to Britain bc he knew he could get away with it there

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>>15777181
>My grandma who has psychosis. She apparently sticks the cauliflower shells covered in her spits on her window to "protect from evil rays" being a shiczo comes from the family i guess geeeg

thats sad. sorry to hear that. are you guys getting her any sort of help?

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>>15777183
Which fandom was it nuswa

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>>15777181
>No i love this keep it up
thx so much! i transheart the sharty o algo!

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>>15777212
My mom also had psychosis and we managed to save her and she acts liek a normal person now. My grandma i think is in a psychward and my mom visits her sometimes. She also gave me 80 dollars once on the holidays which is gemmy

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>spitting on cauliflower shells and sticking them to your window to prevent evil rays

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>>15777084 (OP)
1. I used to be a troony communities when I was a caca and got groomed
2. No
3. I don't work at a 'za place
4. Yes and yes
5. Idk
6. Some pooner at the mental hospital who was planning on shooting up a school
7. Yeah how much do the feds pay you

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answering only these 2 because i answered others in the previous bread
>5. What is the oldest person you have seen on the sharty?
guy in his 60s or 70s who came here shortly after the 4cuck hack on /pol/, old swedish guy who had some form of schizophrenia and told us about living on state welfare and the listening to electronic dance music in his youth. very keyed
>6. Who is the most insane person you have ever met? either online or irl
its hard to tell if someone is genuinely schizo or just larping to become a recognisable poster/gegbvll but i dont know many truly insane people, i went to highschool with a guy who smoked weed daily without stopping for months on end and he believed in a bunch of retarded falseflag conspiracies (faked moon landing, special earth frequencies/vibrations, i think flat earth too) along with some real ones (great replacement, elites poisoning the food) and he would sometimes hear voices and things that weren't truly happening and stuff. i dont think he ever went full schizo but he was hanging on the edge quite a bit

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>1. Who is the worst person/group you have ever met online?
>
>2. Have you ever seen someone using the sharty in a public place? Did such a person seem like somebaldi who wouldn’t be a ‘teen?
>
>3. ‘Za place workers, former or current, have Jew ever delivered to somebaldi getting raided?
>
>4. Do you know somebaldi irl who is a soyteen? Did it surprise you that this person is a ‘teen?
>
>5. What is the oldest person you have seen on the sharty?
>
>6. Who is the most insane person you have ever met? either online or irl
>
>7. Is this SNCA?

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>>15777254
No. 6 is dog toes. ive seen so many insane people on the internet that i cant decide which one is the craziest. its mostly boomers who i sometimes troll but i probably shouldnt because the crazy old boomers probably have age-related mental issues.

lot of schizo boomers saying shi like "trump was born in russia and is former kgb agent communist who committed warcrimes and military is gonna launch a coup against him at any moment" basically liberal qanon

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>>15777214
ALL OF THEM.

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1. Vocaloid fandom gotta be the most putrid and deepest ones to this day. It was bad before exposure to americans and 2023 revival, it got especially vile after. From obvious Rin, Len and other underage mascots 'P, Shota-shota island (a.k.a. Epstein island doctors) to some enormous amount of troons and other marginals and degenerates who are especially fond of vocal synths cuz they are ashamed of their own voices geg

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>5. What is the oldest person you have seen on the sharty?
>guy in his 60s or 70s who came here shortly after the 4cuck hack on /pol/, old swedish guy who had some form of schizophrenia and told us about living on state welfare and the listening to electronic dance music in his youth. very keyed

very keyed indeed

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1. Who is the worst person/group you have ever met online?
I think I interacted with that nigger who shot up his school on /pol/ once or twice.

2. Have you ever seen someone using the sharty in a public place? Did such a person seem like somebaldi who wouldn’t be a ‘teen?
No.

3. ‘Za place workers, former or current, have Jew ever delivered to somebaldi getting raided?
No.

4. Do you know somebaldi irl who is a soyteen? Did it surprise you that this person is a ‘teen?
I mentioned the snarky snappy to a friend and he became a 'teen does that count?

5. What is the oldest person you have seen on the sharty?
I saw a thread of some 'teens 60 year old dad browsing on /soy/ like 2 years ago

6. Who is the most insane person you have ever met? either online or irl
Some schitzophrenic turkish zellig gooner on a video game sever who would post /x/-tier schitzo graphs

7. Is this s‌n‌ca?
yeah

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>>15777267
ive seen so many schizos online that i cant decide which one is the worst, but heres two related ones:

A Black Hindu Neo-Confederate from florida

A Pakistani man in like his 60s that immigrated to texas and became a neo-confederate

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1. it just had to be SOULDRIVENLOVE of all people, I used to be friends with xim too (MUCH before all the shit of course)
2. No
3. Never worked
4. No
5. Idk
6. Souldrivenlove again, that fnfpedo troon was actually insane (and yet that word is barely enough to describe xim)
7. No saar it's SECA

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If we are talking about schizos I've seen one on my way home from school somwhere around 2019 (I WAS BORN IN 2005 PLEASE QUOTE ZIP YOUR PANTS AND HIDE YOUR BIBISI). He had an episode during which he was just screaming in someones window about how they wanted to kill him or something. Yup thats pretty much it.

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>>15777372
no arrow

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>>15777332
>I mentioned the snarky snappy to a friend and he became a 'teen does that count?
yes. it counts

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>>15777332
>I saw a thread of some 'teens 60 year old dad browsing on /soy/ like 2 years ago
based daderald

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>>15777390
>no arrow because I don't want to

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>>15777372
"The game that shall not be named" devs are always either insane, pedos, or insane pedos

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>>15777389
>I WAS BORN IN 2005 PLEASE QUOTE ZIP YOUR PANTS AND HIDE YOUR BIBIS

quote is rapeson?!

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>>15777389
geg must be a rustbelt town

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>>15777428
I'm from Zaporizhzhya, pretty much Ukrainian Detroit

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>>15777443
geg. how's the war going? or are jew guys lied to about it as much as we are?

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1. I haven't met that many bad people online, but I have seen some sketchy rings on tiktok who uploaded cropped illegal content, had a bunch of telegram links etc. Also failtrolls but I assume most 'teens have seen those.
2. No, but I have seen my friend's oldGOD brother (who used 4cuck back when it was actually good, he's like 35 now) send him this dancing 'jak. But I do sometimes browse the sharty in public
3. No
4. Again, no but I have friends who do know the sharty and have seen it open on my pc a few times
5. I might be remembering wrong, but I think like 30 years old
6. None that I can think of right now
7. I think it's interesting

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>>15777462
Well, I'm in Poland right now, so I get info from internet too. The war is at stalemate with front moving literally slower that Western front in ww1. Each side is bombing each other's infrastructure and civilians daily with Russians having pretty obvious advantage in dronepower and firepower. However ukros found a way to bomb russians even beyond Ural mountains which causes immence seething. This is pretty much endurance war by now. Also, as you know, Putins main objective in this war is capturing Donbass inside administrative borders. He did it by 90% yet the lands that left are literally strongest forterss in, what I believe the whole frontline - Slov'yansk, which is held since 2014 and is capable of becoming equal to5 Bachmoots

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*Bakhmoots

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>>15777554
> However ukros found a way to bomb russians even beyond Ural mountains which causes immence seething.
holy gegerald. rvssia getting stackwiped so hard

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>>15777554
>Well, I'm in Poland right now
hope your house didn't get destroyed soybro.

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>>15777127
'gated btw

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>>15777574
While Ukrainians developed some morbid indifferece torwawds daily bombings and rocket strikes, russians are yet to get used to taste of their own medicine. Check up recent Rostov bombings, this caused pretty decent noice, but was overshadowed by Moscow internet blackouts and Siberian cattle pandemic


Ukros try to persuade everyone that, unlike russians, they do not target civilians, however around 12 civilians died there as collateral damage.

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>>15777332
>I saw a thread of some 'teens 60 year old dad browsing on /soy/ like 2 years ago
there are probably a few of those boomer "HECKIN RED BLOODED MURICAN PATRIOT RAHHH" types on the sharty. ik a lot of people hate those types but i dont mind xhem and they are funny usually

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>>15777627
>Ukros try to persuade everyone that, unlike russians, they do not target civilians, however around 12 civilians died there as collateral damage.

f*ck. also siberian cattle pandemic is absolute dog toes

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>>15777605
Its fine mayne, its pretty far away from anything important (not counting вoeнкoмат, idk the anglo term) even though a rocket once blew up neighboring parking lot. I heard russos use soviet anty aircraft rockets C300 that are so imprecise it's impossible to even guess what were they aiming at

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>>15777643
I watched news digest (Varlamov) today, he said in Chinese province bordering russian Altay the foot-and-mouth disease war detected. Russians are silent about exact kind of virus cuz it will affect trade or algo

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>>15777660
good to know ig. also i heard both sides have been using ww1 weapons which is kinda keyed

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hope more stories come in. love reading these oaglx

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>>15777692
Ukraine may also use American and German ww1 equipment cuz nobody will ever give us modern weapons, duh. Expect AFU rolling up under Kursk or Bryansk on tigers and panthers one day lmao

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>>15777084 (OP)
>Who is the worst person/group you have ever met online?

revolt (now stoat chat) is the most annoying nigger tranny app ever created, if you ever though of switching discord for something else, dont choose this app

>Have you ever seen someone using the sharty in a public place? Did such a person seem like somebaldi who wouldn’t be a ‘teen?


no

>Do you know somebaldi irl who is a soyteen? Did it surprise you that this person is a ‘teen?

no i wish i did

>is this SNCA?


high effort SNCA but atleast some form of original content

>>15777130
> i knew a guy irl who didn't drink water, he only drank coca cola, he was a long long cousin and stuff

i do this

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>>15777712
Same. Gem threads

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derailed into oblivion over snca war
>mfw i die in a brother war funded by the jews

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>>15777726
>revolt (now stoat chat) is the most annoying nigger tranny app ever created, if you ever though of switching discord for something else, dont choose this app

never heard of it

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troons
no
no
no
a 15 year old mexican
troon who fucked her little sister
yes

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>>15777726
>i do this
why

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>>15777748
worth making an account with a tempmail just for spamming dnbs there

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>>15777759
>a 15 year old mexican
troon who fucked her little sister

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>>15777772
coke tastes better than water and is better at hydrating so

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>>15777130
> Guy who drinks cola instead of water

Asmongold is Shartoid confirmed

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>>15777803
will have no teeth by the time hes 28 award

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>>15777816
gegerald

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>>15777820
i already dont brush my teeth and they are fine

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>>15777841
hope jew are trolling because this is horrible for your health and you will regret this

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>>15777854
its not, only for my teeth maybe

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>>15777854
I brush my teeth every 2 days usually because I forget and they're fine now
Also I have been doing this for 2 years at this point and my dentist still tells me that I have good dental hygiene award

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>>15777865
ok thats not bad

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i used to not brush for a year straight and had a dentist appointment and it was all fine

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>>15777871
no more destractions doe. please send more answerposts my way lord cobson

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>>15777865
Our grandmas psyop their grandkids into not drinking cola by telling them americans clean their toilets with it. Seems like it does have some clensing power

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1. the list is so large it would just be wordswordswords

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>>15777886
trve. same for me.

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>>15777886
2. unfortunately no
3. n/a
4. i don't think so
5. doory door
6. again, it'd be wordswordswords
7. yeah probably

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i mean, hardest substance in your body suposedly leaks when you put sugar on, from my experience it doesnt matter

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>>15777886
Just tell it one-by-one

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>>15777879
geg. my grandparents are immigrants on mothers side and i remember especially my grandmother telling me crazy shi about different ethnicities like that when i was a little kid. trying to think of specific examples.

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>>15777894
whos doory door?

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>>15777898
1. a british faggot who would send me feral porn and had a grooming fetish he would take out on me by pretending to groom me and saying shit like "it's our little secret okay? :3c"
2. a bulgarian faggot who got beat by his parents for being a gay femboy who also got 'oxed by his friends
3. a pedophile named jeremy shuler who i caught grooming minors on discord
4. many, many bpd mentally ill pooners
5. an unironic tranny who is also an actual terrorist active in the corsican independence movement

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>>15777910
doll because he's like 35

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>>15777921
> a pedophile named jeremy shuler who i caught grooming minors on discor
did you report xhem to police?

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>>15777923
oh geg thanks

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1. xeople from the sharty or splintercucks who post ‘p in raids
2. never but im posting this from a public place right now. whenever I do decide to gamble and open this place up on my phono I make absolutely sure that NO ONE can see.
3. I’ve never worked in food service before
4. nophono I know irl is a ‘teen but there’s one suspect which is one one guy I know from high school who is strongly anti-jew and uses slurs in his daily vernacular
5. a dinosaur from 2020
6. somebaldi from high school who regularly got suspended and was known for getting freshmen hooked on vaping and selling vapes to them. he was also a kleptomaniac and just an asshole in general. the only classmates who didn’t despise him were his friends that were enablers and just as big of losers.

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>>15777921
> an unironic tranny who is also an actual terrorist active in the corsican independence movement

this sentence has probably never been written before in all of the existence of the English language

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>>15777927
yes, several times. i even reported him to his university's campus police

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>>15777921
> a bulgarian faggot who got beat by his parents for being a gay femboy who also got 'oxed by his friends
thats f*cking horrible. hope that guy is doing good.

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>>15777937
he claims i caused him to have a suicide attempt

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>>15777939
where does xhey live?

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>>15777948
university park, maryland

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>>15777949
i have his exact address and i've sent pizzas there once

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>>15777949
thanks.

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1. Sharty
2. Yes, yes
3. I don't work
4. Yes, no
5. 28
6. The irl soyteen (xe is traiso btw)
7. Yes

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>>15777951
you should let xer neighbors know

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>>15777946
i think he's still a faggot

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>>15777921
You made me remember my first workday on some snca polish factory. On our lunch brake one of coworkers just showed us video of a cow sucking some guys dick and then laughing in convulsions for minute straight

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>>15777953
if you're curious it's:
4311 Woodberry St
University Park MD 20782

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>>15777968
thanks.

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>>15777968
jew should make an 'oxx thread

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>>15777499 (OP)
SOYGODS, HELP US OUT, WE NEED YOUR VOTES NOOOOOOOW

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>>15777955
geg 28 it the oldest youve seen? late 20s is probably average soyteen age, also who is traiso?

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>>15778008
i did already and it got zero reppeays, how could you tell?

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>>15778011
while you were derailing, your parents i was railing.

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love that so many form the original thread are also here geg

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>>15777955
>2. Yes, yes
elaborate please, if jew can?

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>>15778133
> Calling everyone jew



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