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Yeah it's me. The nophono in the hospital. So I got the word. Seems like my work career is over. Back to being unemployed all because my heart had to 'ack. Fuck I feel completely destroyed. Its currently 3am. Everyone else is sleeping. Had a talk with my sisa gf. Fuck there even goes my summer vacation plans. All because of a heart inflamation

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>>15770335 (OP)
Seed oils caused this

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>>15770340
I defo blame the Jews. They fucked up my life.

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>>15770335 (OP)
Yes I'm still in the hospital. Not sure when I get discharged.

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How much are the medical bills

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>>15770362
Thankfully free healthcare. But probably going to be lot. Since they had to administer me morphine. And then give me opiates for the pain. Fuck sakes I won't have anything left.

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Lol

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>>15770368
This sucks OP i at least hope you don't live in canada where they offer suicide to you

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op btfo

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>>15770392
The damn glowies put fuggen jardees in my heart and they tried making the Jartycuck splinter inside it leading to a inflammation of the heart.

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My sisa gf gave me today some stroop wafels. Xhe did it because xhe knows I hate 'zellig brimstone.

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>>15770483
Tastes kinda dry. Very soft. Like a flat cookie. Not bad.

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>>15770335 (OP)
i hope your condition improves OP, stay strong

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>>15770531
Well might takes months. I swear yesterday was a hard day because of that one 10/10 sisa nurse that looked like amelie but with blond hair and a piercing. God I swear I almost blew up. But I gotta stay loyal and not distracted. Since I already have a sisa gf. I don't know but I have a affection for older sisas (not hags or crystal 'fe milfs. Depends on 'fe milfs)

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marge? i didnt see the last thread

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>>15770676
also constantly calling your girlfriend a sisa is the sharty equivalent to having matching hello kitty profiles pictures with her

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>>15770680
Fucking jannies 'acked it due to lack of posting. Also no one Archived it.

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>>15770712
I swear when I get discharged. I'm going to go ham on xher. Xhe might end up in the ER for broken legs and a 'aped cervix. Im still trying my best not to commit adultery

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>>>15770712 (You)
>I swear when I get discharged. I'm going to go ham on xher. Xhe might end up in the ER for broken legs and a 'aped cervix. Im still trying my best not to commit adultery
is this bait?

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>>15770731
Basically I came to the ER. Got chest pain. Ended up in the cardiology department. Got told after some tests I might have a inflammed heart muscle due to being sick since last week. Then in the there was some wholesome messages. Some bait. A lot of media anporvool. Then me talking about seeing a nurse that is a 10/10 25 year old sisa. Xhe would literally touch me slowly and always smile. I swear when xhe woke me up for breakfast. I swear an angel woke me up. Had to hide my incoming reaction multiple times.

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>>15770752
What? I've been quite freaky recently. Try doing the job that I do at a mental asylum. I need some relief sometimes

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>>15770767
You wouldn't want to do the job I do. It's quite easy and simple.

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>>15770335 (OP)
I actually feel sorry for you
When you made that thread about you working at a mental asylum and being a doctor or something like that, I was preparing for college and study medicine (I was taking those admission tests or however you call tests you take to enter college). It was like inspiration for mi to continue studying and using da shardee
And now seeing you like this, losing years of studying, the degree and what you worked for all because of your obsessed brimstone heart
It makes me feel bad even if I'm not affected
Prayers from mi

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>>15770335 (OP)
Hope you get better man

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>>15770808
Thanks. I don't know why but I feel like cracking something.



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