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Bapepe 04/06/26 (Mon) 05:27:33 №15762823 [Quote]

You know how CSGO retail does a gun specific pattern that you can counteract? I do the same thing but pissing with no hands. I've memorized the exact pattern my penis does when I pee so I can take and exact step pattern away and towards the toilet calibrated for my dick lean and slight change in flaccidity as the piss comes out.

Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 05:28:45 №15762829 [Quote]

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>>15762823 (OP)
>You know how CSGO retail does a gun specific pattern that you can counteract? I do the same thing but pissing with no hands. I've memorized the exact pattern my penis does when I pee so I can take and exact step pattern away and towards the toilet calibrated for my dick lean and slight change in flaccidity as the piss comes out.

Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 05:29:36 №15762836 [Quote]

>>15762823 (OP)
>retail
Sorry I'm a phonoGOD I meant recoil

Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 05:42:37 №15762924 [Quote]

I think giga says this

Jager 04/06/26 (Mon) 06:57:28 №15763273 [Quote]

bvmp

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