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FPE is ungoonable
MLP is real goons

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FUCKING DIE.
AND BLEED TO DEATH.

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Processing though

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>Teresa Jennings wanted to compose soundtracks for the commercial film industry, and her project was due midnight. So she went into adobe flash, screen recorded a scene from the movie "Scarface", and put "Start Your Day With A Song" over it, which was a part of her series of 5th grade choir music for elementary schools to use. She didn't have time to install editing software to crop it to the stage, and she couldn't export the video since she didn't have enough harddrive space, which was filled with hardcore lesbian and homosexual pornography. She submitted her project to Warner Brothers, and she failed, SPECTACULARLY. She was embarrased, and made sure that nobody at Plank Road Publishing knew about her failiure. So she went to a neighbor's house, (who seemed a little sketchy) who was having a garage sale. There, he was selling an old DELL computer from 2006. She bought the computer for a measly $25, which was quite a steal. Teresa Jennings then brought the computer back home, and turned on her computer, she realized that it wasn't working. She found out that she forgot to plug it in. Jennings then found copious amounts of child pornography on her neighbor's computer. She confronted her neighbor, which was a man in his late 50s, struggling with debt, and child support. He begged Jennings not to tell the police, and even offered her $100, and an expired Wendy's gift card. She took the deal, and didn't tell anybody. But he did want his precious stash on his computer, so he secretly snuck in Jennings house at night, and shoved a 125GB USB stick into the computer to retrieve the files, It almost didnt fit, he only 2 bytes of space left. When Jennings woke up, she found that all of the files were missing, but didn't think much of it. She then archived her project on the computer. Though, a few years later, this year, I found the computer in somebody's garage sale, which I suspect to be one of Jenning's close friends. The computer was only $10, which was even more of a steal than the original price. I booted up the computer, and found this video. I decided to post it here, on Youtube.
KILL YOURSELF PONYGOONER GO DROWN IN A DITCH

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^

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>>15749887
what do you mean by this

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>>15749830 (OP)
KILL YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH (BAN-EVADING ARGENTINIAN (Barneyfag)).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET

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Zoophile

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>>15749994
you sound like a nigger

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>>15749994
>i tink dis may b a copypasta or a lot of effort

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>gooning to animals



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