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>This guy actually unironically exists
>His whole fucking family is real life ubermensch
https://www.instagram.com/p/BW7-zZlBmcq/

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That left guy looks like fucking Varian Wrynn

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>>15745481
Yea thats the one I'm talking about, he has actual real life ubermensch genetics, looks completely fucking otherwordly.

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If that's an ubermensch I don't want to be one.

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Why are you shit-heads constantly using the term "ubermensch" wrongly? I don't understand it. If you don't understand it, either use a different term or read a book. Why not just say "alpha"?

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lmao someone show this to the autists on PSL

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>>15745510
you haven't read Nietzsche either

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>>15745529
recessed maxilla brootal LMTN

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>>15745529
lmao roflcopter lol

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>>15745469 (OP)
some uncanny valley shit right there. doesn't even look real

kinda gross

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>>15745541
all of them are 'shopped

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>>15745469 (OP)


kinda looks like the remove kebab serb desu

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>>>15745531
>>>15745534
>>>15745537 (You)
>Kill yourselves.
scented ant

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>>15745469 (OP)
Bogdanov's cousin?

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>>15745469 (OP)
serious question: is this your first day on the internet? How have you never heard of photoshop?

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what anime is this from lads?

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>serious question: is this your first day on the internet?smugsoyak

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>>15745559
Look at his instagram, those modeling pics are obviously photoshoped but this pic is not.

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>>15745566
That's gotta be photoshop
His legs can't be that long and oreos

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>>15745573
>Post isn't available

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>>15745579
marge MPA

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>>15745566
This guy is a freak.

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>>15745566
What the fuck? Is he 7 feet tall

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>>15745469 (OP)
>>15745510
Right? The guy gets his picture taken for money and has cartoonish body and facial features. Probably plastic surgery…He isn't involved in politics, art, high finance, or military action…In no way is he an ubermensch

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>>15745579
Be PATIENRT before samefagging

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>>15745607
Brap typo or something

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>>15745541
>>15745566
>10 pack
fucking hell

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>>15745531
Nophono reads Nietzsche

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>>15745604
Holy shit, that's fucking unreal

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>>15745573
>>15745469 (OP)
Photoshoped as heck.

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>>15745604
higher resolution pic desu

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>>15745566
If they cast this guy as the humans in the Warcraft movie it might have worked out.

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>>15745529
>>15745469 (OP)
the girl is a qt desu

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you're mistaking genetics with surgery. Also being an exceptional slave to the idea of vanity and craving attention. The idea that Nietzsche proposed wasn't for some freak that looks strong. It wasn't just about strength it was mostly about intelligence, art, and above all else soundness of mind. These freaks would definitely be out of the running for being sound of mind lol

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>>This guy actually unironically exists
>>His whole fucking family is real life ubermensch
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BW7-zZlBmcq/

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>>15745485
>>15745469 (OP)
they look like fucking mutants

are they related to the bogdanoffs? somebody give me a rundown

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>>15745469 (OP)
That is a phenomenon known as tren jaw.

This man will have temper tantrums in his home about there not being enough milk in the fridge and break down sobbing.

This man also looks like this. Tren is your final form roid.

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>>15745566
what the fuck Imao

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>>15745541
Literally Baki the Grappler-tier

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The guy on the left looks like a real life cartoon character.

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>>15745469 (OP)
This guy must be insane

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you know these guys are basically the antithesis of the idea of the ubermensch right ? Also the idea of the ubermensch was created by Nietzsche when he was starting to go batshit

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>>15745469 (OP)
>Ugly as fuck
>No achievements
>Shitty status

God, you losers have low standards

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>>15745673
snca nazis have adopted this term to mean literally 'superman' o algo

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>>15745469 (OP)
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BW7-zZlBmcq/
This is just fucking bizarre.

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>>15745685
Their jaws are just TOO similar..

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>>15745469 (OP)
His existence might not be ironic but your post sure is. Too bad for the girl too she would have been pretty cute

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>>15745686
Probably a group discount at their plastic surgeon

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>>15745469 (OP)
>>15745490
Potion seller. I'm going into battIe, I and I need only your strongest potions.

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>>15745685
i don't think their faces look weird at all this is a 5/10 average in eastern europe

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Most of it is photoshopped to hell. Notice the lack of high quality pictures? Lel

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>>15745685
>you will never be a plastic surgery steroid addict and go on a hiking trip with your other plastic surgery steroid addict bros

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>>15745693
>>15745701
>implying plastic surgery
C O P E

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This is fucking over. No amount of cope is going to relieve me from the pain of realising I will never look like literal god, see you on the other side, lads.

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>>15745703
You might actually be a moron if you think that's someone's natural appearance.

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>>15745714
must suck being subhuman lmao
maybe if you behave yourself you'll be more fortunate in your next life

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>>15745665


What's this from?

Also, isn't there another manga out there, with a prisoner who discovers martial arts and basically becomes a self-taught prodigy?

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>>15745714
Even if you disregard the face, look at the fucking shoulder to waist ratio and muscle insertions.
It's fucking over. Why must life be such a fucking pain?

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>>15745566
>>15745541
>>15745490
>>15745469 (OP)

What video game is this?

also why are his arms so fucking short?

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>>15745566
>>15745541
this makes me wish street fighting was real. I would love to fight him, or see him fight.

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>>15745797
Who'da thunk it, thanks for pointing that out, genius.

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>>>15745797
>Who'da thunk it, thanks for pointing that out, genius.smugsoyak

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>>15745726
Holy land is kind of like that. As a bonus the main character is a robot. Or maybe a sleeper chad

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>>15745685
This really makes me wonder how their father looked like

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>>15745809
>Who'da thunk it
Seems like most of the thread didn't

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>>15745469 (OP)
He looks grotesque.
>this is what men actually find attractive in other men

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>>15745829
Yeah. You're to intelligent to fall for these pics

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>>15745469 (OP)
Left guy is fucking ugly. Big jaw isn't everything fellas.

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>>15745797
He doesn't appear in any of those videos.

I think he just has jaw implants.

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>>15745849
Yeah, men have shit taste

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>>15745685

Perfect beard jeanetics

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>>15745849
>>15745894
Fuck off roasties, go back to /soc/, that guy is Chad perfection.

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>>15745911
>men trying to tell straight women what's attractive
i'm not even straight but get bent

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>>15745911
>Chad
>is in an abusive relationship

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It's khal drogo desu

>just started to think my beard was alright

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They're Russian. Pretty unique in how they look.

That black haired "Aryan" look is naturally occurring in Russia only.

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>>15745964
>Pretty unique in how they look.
Not really. Russians are just the worst when it comes to Photoshop and bad surgery.
t. Russian

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>>15745973

Listen, address my point as a whole.

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Terminally narcissistic

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>>15745726
It's from Baki the Grappler, how could you tell?

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I agree, instagram is for females and Sodapoppin, not for Khal Drogo to snap himself with a selfie stick.

It detracts from the masculine image doing so.

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>>15745726
There's Shamo, but that's more like

>prisoner is taught MMA to not get killed by other prisoners, becomes a dirty-fighting cunt and wins no matter what he has to do to get there


Still really good.

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>>15745469 (OP)
the link wont work

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>>15745902
those are implants 100%
beards don't work like that, looks like fucking beaver fur

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>>15746027

If it is, disappointment.

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>>15745490
>>15745469 (OP)

Looks like Chad PEPE

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spam his instagram with gifs of incomprihensible gigas

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>>15745973
I don't think they're Russian breh. Maybe an ethnic minority from some desolate region of Russia in bumfuck nowhere, but actual Russians, nah. Kinda like Zyzz.

Also one of them is called Artur Farad, while the name Artur is common among Turkic people from Russia(because Soviets forced the Turkics to adopt normal names instead of their classic Muslim names), the name Farad can't exist in Russia, it would be Russified and called Faradov or something like that.

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>Hello.
>Breaking:
The traveler extracted from the permafrost a humanoid who heard about everything, but preferred concentration. At the moment, experts find it difficult to give him a diagnosis. Some scientists believe that the creature became the source of the spread of an ancient virus. But it’s not accurate, just like everything else you read today.

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>>15745566
he's probably out of Baki the Grappler

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>>15745490
He is a living meme

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ernest khalimov doesn't exist unfrotunately, it's an art project. He exists technically but it's just an edit of a real person

btw this giga right here is 100 percent real and unedited, his name is artur farad (there are different gigas)

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>>15746075

Identities change don't they? He's Caucasian enhanced by w/e else.

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>>15745469 (OP)
Whos that in the middle? Shes cute.

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>>15745490
Lol. He looks like an experiment gone wrong. Would say No to a date.

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>>15746228

>already fantasizing about make believe dates with Khal Drogo Varian

>teehee I would turn him down desu :3

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>>15746075
>Also one of them is called Artur Farad, while the name Artur is common among Turkic people from Russia(because Soviets forced the Turkics to adopt normal names instead of their classic Muslim names), the name Farad can't exist in Russia, it would be Russified and called Faradov or something like that.

Oh wait. Just found their real names.
Artur Farad = Artur Medzhidov
Plastic surgery man that looks like an anime character = Ernest Khalimov

So they're all muslims from Russia. Interesting, not the first time i see roided Russian muslims.

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>>15745490
Is he a younger and buffed Bogdanov brother?

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>>15746259
He took the Bogpill 2.0

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>>15746251
why does he look like some uncanny cg abomination?

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>>15745469 (OP)
Where did you idiots learn English? How can someone "ironically" exist?

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I really hope no one here thinks this guy actually looks like that. That would be telling of r9k's intellect.

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>>15746144
jesus, just look at him

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>>15745552
A quick rundown if you will

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i literally wouldn't even want to look like this

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>>15746218
These Russian muslims come from North-Caucasus. Unlike the Muslims from Siberia, they're not very mixed, throughout history they've always been isolated and lived in the Caucasus mountains.

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>>15745604
AAIAIAAI

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>>15745469 (OP)
He is a real person but his girlfriend photoshops him to exaggerate his features

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>>15745541
is this final boss before you approach Bogdanoffs?

Bogdanoff Elite Guard lvl 230?

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>>15746308
That's fucking hilarious, it fits too perfectly.

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>>15745490
He looks shooped. Like someone was trying to make someone look like Chad, but way overdid it.

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>>15746402
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>-In contact with aliens
>-Possess psychic-like abilities
>-Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leaders first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>-They learned fluent French in under a week
>-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. Theres no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We dont know their ultimate plans yet. We hope theyre benevolent beings.

> tfw bogdanof jeans are starting to spread

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>>15746514
>Awaken my masters

Originogonalidade

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>>15746532
He even lives in Paris.

Bogdanov's castle elite guard confirmed.

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>>15746671
>google his name
>isis recruitment images show up

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>>15745923
>i'm not even straight
take a hike dyke

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Are the people in this thread seriously so retarded that they think this is a real person?

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>>15746684
>he thinks straight women exist
hahaha all women are bisexual bro

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>>15746694
> bisexual
Chadsexual more like. They'll either crave chads or become dykes

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>>15745469 (OP)
>russian
>ubermensch
ok

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>>15746688
There's probably a real person underneath but it is heavily shopped to make the guy look hypermasculine in a grotesque way

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>>15745665
strong is beautiful

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>>15746676
LOL, many terrorists in ISIS have Khalimov surname, it's very common, even one of their high-ranking guys has it.

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>>15746730
Is it the slavic version of some popular muslim name?
I know Asen is a popular name, which is slavic for Hassan.

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>>15746715
looks like a bacon

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>>15746735
Probably Khalim

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>>15746308
Holy fuck, my sides just reached escape velocity.

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>>15746735
The -ov is a (masculine) possessive suffix in Russian.

e.g. Ivanov pretty much means "Ivan's"

That may imply that the first people to have that written down as their family name would have been sons of a Khalim/Halim/Khalid; all names of Middle Eastern and/or Muslim origin.

So most people with names like that are from Russified Muslim areas, Central Asia (Tajiks, Uzbeks) and the like.

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>>15746756
So Khalimov = son of Khalid or some such.
And Khalid means eternal in Arabic, its a popular warlord/king name.

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>>15746703
These people got conquered and subjugated by the Russian empire in the 18th century only, they're not Russian and don't even want to be considered Russian except when trying to pick up Western girls because they know Western girls are afraid of Muslims.

>>15746735
Yes, exactly. Khalim-ov.

Abidullin is another Russified Muslim surname that is very easy to spot.

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>>15746715
really makes you wonder what kind of sex they are into

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>>15745685
I just want a group of Chad friends to motivate me and help me put my life back on track.

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>>15746715
>grappler becky

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>>15745604
>being a mother fucking Jojo reference



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