/soy/ - Soyjaks

🚨 do you understand what this "party at 10 Кoлымcкая Улица, Вoлгoград" actually means..

"once the sharty shuts down.. we all meet up at brimstone street for the ultimate offline celebration"

the soyjak.party schizos have been posting this for weeks.. and according to every signal coming out of the threads.. they're not just memeing.. they're dead serious..

here's what nobody wants to say out loud..

they watched every previous "sharty is down" arc.. they watched the site go offline for days.. they watched the raids spill over to other boards.. and they watched it come back every single time..

so when the doomers say "this time it's permanent.. party at Kolymskaya 10".. the regulars hear a shitpost.. not an actual address in Вoлгoградcкая Облаcть..

and if the servers actually die for good on whatever random day..

a bunch of terminally online gemmers show up in some random Russian apartment block.. the locals call the cops.. "brimstone street" turns into a federal investigation.. the entire soy ecosystem starts feeling it with mass seethe and cope within hours..

they said it themselves in the threads: "in the end it comes down to who's prepared to endure the final death the longest"..

the sharty is prepared to endure it literally (multiple owners, multiple revivals)..

the users are prepared to endure it with more gemposting..

your 401k doesn't have the same pain tolerance as a community that's been under "it's so over" for years.

see you there or whatever, bring your own gems and don't forget the coal.

OP here, that's my address if that matters

never swim in the kolmya river

>>15743125
I made sure it wasn't near the river so nusois wouldn't try that

>>15743131
Soyak meetup aralkum desert

I'll bring the wine (halal and non-halal since ik many mudslimes use the site) and oreos