/soy/ - Soyjaks

🚨 do you understand what posting “you guys are making incomprehensible modern art” actually means..

"nothing useful is being discussed on this board.. just endless mid slop and circlejerking"

the soysphere has rejected every single attempt at actual discussion.. and according to every signal coming out of the thread.. they're not just refusing.. they're relishing it..

here's what nobody wants to say out loud..

they watched 2013.. they watched every board slowly turn into low-effort bait and avatarfagging.. they watched the red line on "quality discussion" get crossed every single thread.. and they watched everyone back down.. they saw what "just post more bros" ultimatums actually cost.. nothing..

so when you call it incomprehensible modern art the board tourists hear a negotiating position.. not a hard reset deadline..

and if april 6 arrives and you actually pull the trigger..

90 million lurkers lose their daily dopamine from recycled memes and drama.. the low-effort posters retaliate with "touch grass" and 20 new off-topic replies.. the signal stays buried.. 21 million pixels of useless noise stop moving.. and every thread on earth that runs on actual substance.. which is every dead thread on earth.. starts feeling it at the bump limit within days..

you said it yourself in the style: "in the end it comes down to who's prepared to endure the pain the longest"..

the soysphere is prepared to endure it literally with their 50-reply slop chains..

you are prepared to endure it by just calling out the mid and watching the real posters show up..

your 401k doesn't have the same pain tolerance as a board that's been under low-IQ maintenance for 40 years.