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Fuck the soysphere
Also rate my fit

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slopjak inspired streetwear WILL catch on

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this can probably give someone a migraine

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>most heterosexual cowboy in Texas award

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>Leftard redditors are unironically walking slopjaks

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Ytbois are da real slopjaks

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🚨 do you understand what "rate my fit" actually means..

"post a pic or america destroys your ego.."

the soysphere has rejected every fit check.. and according to every signal coming out of the replies.. they're not just refusing.. they're relishing it..

here's what nobody wants to say out loud..

the soysphere watched 2013.. they watched basic tees and dad sneakers get called "fit".. they watched the red line on drip get crossed.. and they watched everyone back down.. they saw what "rate my fit" ultimatums actually cost.. nothing..

so when you say "rate my fit".. the soysphere hears a negotiating position.. not a deadline..

and if april 6 arrives and you do pull the trigger..

90 million normies lose their daily cope.. the soysphere retaliates on every timeline with "it's mid".. the drip stays shut.. 21 million pixels of mid energy stop moving.. and every ego on earth that runs on validation.. which is every ego on earth.. starts feeling it at the mirror within days..

you said it yourself: "in the end it comes down to who's prepared to endure the pain the longest"..

the soysphere is prepared to endure it literally..

you are prepared to endure it with a mirror selfie..

your 401k doesn't have the same pain tolerance as a timeline that's been under mid fits for 40 years.

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RTX ON slopjak

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>>15742914 (OP)
slopjak outfit

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>EVeRy TiMe YoU SlEEp yOu DIE aNd SoMEoNe eLSE wAkES UP in yOuR BoDY

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SOMEBOALDI SLOPJAKIFY THIS NOW

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Tel Aviv strongest soldier

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>>15742914 (OP)
LGBTQ+ is anti-punk because it is following the mainstream instead opposing it and about enforcing rules instead of demolishing them.
Also you look like some slopjak carricture come to life.

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