/soy/ - Soyjaks

Finally realized this is about the physically fit song

🚨 do you understand what this thread means…

"another dead jarty tourist got filtered, kek"

the soysphere has rejected every single unhinged ritualpost.. and according to every signal coming out of their discord and jarty remnants.. they're not just refusing.. they're relishing it..

here's what nobody wants to say out loud..

they watched 2013.. they watched every old meme and ritual slowly get replaced by safe slop and tourist spam.. they watched the red line on raw coal-tier posting get crossed every single thread.. and they watched everyone back down.. they saw what "just post normally bro" ultimatums actually cost.. nothing..

so when you drop the triple fizzy-cali feet + hanging jartycuck the jartycucks hear a negotiating position.. not a hard ritual deadline..

and if april 6 arrives and you actually pull the trigger..

90 million soyposters lose their daily dopamine from mid coal spam.. the jarty remnants retaliate with 50 new variants and "this is why we can't have nice things" seethe.. the based rituals stay buried.. 21 million pixels of fizzy feet energy stop moving.. and every thread on earth that runs on actual unfiltered autism.. which is every alive thread on earth.. starts feeling it at the bump limit within days..

you said it yourself in the style: "in the end it comes down to who's prepared to endure the pain the longest"..

the soysphere is prepared to endure it literally with their hanging jartycuck cope and endless variants..

you are prepared to endure it by just spamming the fizzy-cali feet and watching the real chuds show up..

your 401k doesn't have the same pain tolerance as a board that's been under jarty tourist maintenance for 40 years.