/soy/ - Soyjaks

why are you homosexual

>>15739495
women broke my heart mane

>Teresa Jennings wanted to compose soundtracks for the commercial film industry, and her project was due midnight. So she went into adobe flash, screen recorded a scene from the movie "Scarface", and put "Start Your Day With A Song" over it, which was a part of her series of 5th grade choir music for elementary schools to use. She didn't have time to install editing software to crop it to the stage, and she couldn't export the video since she didn't have enough harddrive space, which was filled with hardcore lesbian and homosexual pornography. She submitted her project to Warner Brothers, and she failed, SPECTACULARLY. She was embarrased, and made sure that nobody at Plank Road Publishing knew about her failiure. So she went to a neighbor's house, (who seemed a little sketchy) who was having a garage sale. There, he was selling an old DELL computer from 2006. She bought the computer for a measly $25, which was quite a steal. Teresa Jennings then brought the computer back home, and turned on her computer, she realized that it wasn't working. She found out that she forgot to plug it in. Jennings then found copious amounts of child pornography on her neighbor's computer. She confronted her neighbor, which was a man in his late 50s, struggling with debt, and child support. He begged Jennings not to tell the police, and even offered her $100, and an expired Wendy's gift card. She took the deal, and didn't tell anybody. But he did want his precious stash on his computer, so he secretly snuck in Jennings house at night, and shoved a 125GB USB stick into the computer to retrieve the files, It almost didnt fit, he only 2 bytes of space left. When Jennings woke up, she found that all of the files were missing, but didn't think much of it. She then archived her project on the computer. Though, a few years later, this year, I found the computer in somebody's garage sale, which I suspect to be one of Jenning's close friends. The computer was only $10, which was even more of a steal than the original price. I booted up the computer, and found this video. I decided to post it here, on Youtube.
faggots gtfo

I mean im only attracted to women actually, but still.

I gooned to tranny bbc porn once when I was 14 so that's the only gay thing I've ever done and it was a result of porn addiction

>>15739556
i probably did that at a similar age and cant remember but that is fucked up nigga

Oh my God 😂, I can't get enough of it 🤣. "All the things she said, all the things she said, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head…",
like Spongebob as a Chud, is so funny 😂, I can't get enough of it, "All the things she said, all the things she said, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head…", All of it is so funny, haha! 😄