/soy/ - Soyjaks

That feel when you think that your life is Surrealistic.

I went to this "restaurant" with chicken.

I am ordering shit(take out ofc).

And suddenly old man ask "who needs a job"?

And I was thinking like - I don't like so much, but i should, because i must socialize myself, because lately i can't even talk with salesclerk(you know, player and don't even one word) and killed few so cash situations, which could make my life different/less ronery.

So I said - YES, but wait old man because i will must eat what i order.

So he wait, and give few strange comments like - it's not polish cousine!

So we exit this shit, and ride in tram across the whole city.

I was listening.

We walk to the place, and shit sucks, it was huge amount of bricks to transport and remove.

He complain about me whole day.
(BTW i will probably tommorrow have muscle fever)

Ask that I have a wife(coolface),That i will learn how working looks in Poland,that I am foreigner because I talk little fuzzily(that is quite truth, but he had Hearing aid too, and he is sec. person that told me - after all when I talk in not my native, they don't have ANY problem when I talk, and at all when I am drunk i talk very clearly, better than most voice actors)

Meanwhile his daughter(no, it wasn't pretty one, and she has above 40yo so - shit sucks)
ask that i will need tea or sandwitches - i said that i don't want (i don't like eat while i am do something important) and old man tells her that i prefer vietnamese sandwiches(very coolface)

It was very hard, and not so cash(but i can't tell that was waste of time, at all it was better than stay in home, and watch unfunny sitcoms)

I finished, and was whole in dust.

He complain about me more, and told (I don't know about that is true, but I have few persons in whole not-so-close-family in army, but seems that he don't lied, also their crazyness about order and country) that he is retired from Polish Air Force and he will recommend me that i will go to air force and report, because there i will have nice salary and listen to superiors and have nice andventure instead "HARD LIFE" with normal life.
I only coolfaced, because i don't want to talk how army is collection of sick bastards.

I back to home and tell everything mom(because i was whole in dust, and don't have cell phone), except last part, and she told me that she is proud of me.