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CacARYAN
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I cover my dick in my own poop and rape niggers with it AMA
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>Teresa Jennings wanted to compose soundtracks for the commercial film industry, and her project was due midnight. So she went into adobe flash, screen recorded a scene from the movie "Scarface", and put "Start Your Day With A Song" over it, which was a part of her series of 5th grade choir music for elementary schools to use. She didn't have time to install editing software to crop it to the stage, and she couldn't export the video since she didn't have enough harddrive space, which was filled with hardcore lesbian and homosexual pornography. She submitted her project to Warner Brothers, and she failed, SPECTACULARLY. She was embarrased, and made sure that nobody at Plank Road Publishing knew about her failiure. So she went to a neighbor's house, (who seemed a little sketchy) who was having a garage sale. There, he was selling an old DELL computer from 2006. She bought the computer for a measly $25, which was quite a steal. Teresa Jennings then brought the computer back home, and turned on her computer, she realized that it wasn't working. She found out that she forgot to plug it in. Jennings then found copious amounts of child pornography on her neighbor's computer. She confronted her neighbor, which was a man in his late 50s, struggling with debt, and child support. He begged Jennings not to tell the police, and even offered her $100, and an expired Wendy's gift card. She took the deal, and didn't tell anybody. But he did want his precious stash on his computer, so he secretly snuck in Jennings house at night, and shoved a 125GB USB stick into the computer to retrieve the files, It almost didnt fit, he only 2 bytes of space left. When Jennings woke up, she found that all of the files were missing, but didn't think much of it. She then archived her project on the computer. Though, a few years later, this year, I found the computer in somebody's garage sale, which I suspect to be one of Jenning's close friends. The computer was only $10, which was even more of a steal than the original price. I booted up the computer, and found this video. I decided to post it here, on Youtube.
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Aryan beast who made this thread by the way
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one day they will make robowaifus and you can hook them up to video consoles and play ace combat with your dick while doggy styling her. boobs would be more controls
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Actually funny dick joke goes gup
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gegg o algo