>Kuz wanted to compose imageboards for the Kolyma Network industry, and xis project was due midnight. So xe went into adobe flash, screen recorded a scene from the movie "The Lawnmower Man", and put "The Jartycuck Theme Song" over it, which was a part of x

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>Yuri Kuznetsov if xe had a failed imageboard project Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 12:42:25 №15729988 [Quote]

>Kuz wanted to compose imageboards for the Kolyma Network industry, and xis project was due midnight. So xe went into adobe flash, screen recorded a scene from the movie "The Lawnmower Man", and put "The Jartycuck Theme Song" over it, which was a part of xis series of soyjak imageboards for aspies to use. Xe didn't have time to install vichan to add jannies to the boards, and xe couldn't export the database since xe didn't have enough harddrive space, which was filled with hardcore lesbian and homosexual pornography. Xe submitted xis project to Kolyma Network, and xe failed, SPECTACULARLY. Xe was embarrased, and made sure that nobody at Kolyma Network knew about xis failiure. So xe went to a neighbor's house, (who seemed a little sketchy) who was having a garage sale. There, he was selling an old DELL computer from 2006. Xe bought the computer for a measly $25, which was quite a steal. Yuri Kuznetsov then brought the computer back home, and turned on xis computer, xe realized that it wasn't working. Xe found out that she forgot to plug it in. Kuz then found copious amounts of 'p on xis neighbor's computer. Xe confronted xis neighbor, which was a man from Lesotho in his late 50s, struggling with debt, and child support. He begged Kuz not to tell the police, and even offered her $100, and an expired Wendy's gift card. Xe took the deal, and didn't tell anybody. But he did want his precious stash on his computer, so he secretly snuck in Kuz's house at night, and shoved a 125GB USB stick into the computer to retrieve the files, It almost didnt fit, he only 2 bytes of space left. When Kuz woke up, xe found that all of the files were missing, but didn't think much of it. Xe then archived her project on the computer. Though, a few years later, this year, I found the computer in somebody's garage sale, which I suspect to be one of Kuz's close friends. The computer was only $10, which was even more of a steal than the original price. I booted up the computer, and found this video. I decided to post it here, on soyjak.party.

Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 12:45:41 №15730009 [Quote]

Colorjak never said that

Beastjak 04/03/26 (Fri) 12:47:13 №15730019 [Quote]

>>15730009
i stole from a snca literal who aspie's video then i changed it to be about kuz

Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 12:50:15 №15730055 [Quote]

op here i'm also an aspie so i'll bump the thread until someone spams it to death

Schizo 04/03/26 (Fri) 12:54:33 №15730106 [Quote]

>送信トークンの有効期限が切れました。お手数ですが再度送信してください。

Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 12:57:33 №15730142 [Quote]

Ignoring refers to the act of refusing to acknowledge something and intentionally disregarding its presence. According to experts worldwide, ignoring things are the most effective combatant against forced memes, attentionwhores, bait and generally any group or phenomenon that relies explicitly on negative reception to gain popularity.

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Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 12:58:08 №15730150 [Quote]

>>15730106
fuck niggerlodunce.jew

Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 12:59:31 №15730167 [Quote]

bring back archive.soyjak.org

Buster 04/03/26 (Fri) 13:01:46 №15730191 [Quote]

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Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 13:54:50 №15730785 [Quote]

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HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

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Emmanuel 04/03/26 (Fri) 15:25:07 №15731526 [Quote]

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Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 15:27:10 №15731553 [Quote]

He did have a failed imageboard project albeit, it was fittingly named the KolymaNET imageboard project, Kboard for short.

this is now a spam thread Shitjak 04/03/26 (Fri) 15:27:51 №15731562 [Quote]

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HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

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HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha

Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 15:28:03 №15731563 [Quote]

Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 15:28:16 №15731565 [Quote]

5NiggerThis nigga has Assburgers

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HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

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HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too hahaThis nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
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Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 15:29:16 №15731575 [Quote]

>>15731553
KEEEEEEK DO KOLYMAGGOTS REALLY?!!!!

Kliksjak 04/03/26 (Fri) 15:31:03 №15731601 [Quote]

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Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 15:31:35 №15731610 [Quote]

>>15731575
Yeah, it was based on the totally real 9channel that kuz totally made because he was a child prodigy and not just some loser who paid people to do things for him

Dubbbzjak 04/03/26 (Fri) 15:44:42 №15731769 [Quote]

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A24 04/03/26 (Fri) 15:48:12 №15731805 [Quote]

>Teresa Jennings if she had a failed music project Thougher 04/03/26 (Fri) 15:51:04 №15731829 [Quote]

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>Teresa Jennings wanted to compose soundtracks for the commercial film industry, and her project was due midnight. So she went into adobe flash, screen recorded a scene from the movie "Scarface", and put "Start Your Day With A Song" over it, which was a part of her series of 5th grade choir music for elementary schools to use. She didn't have time to install editing software to crop it to the stage, and she couldn't export the video since she didn't have enough harddrive space, which was filled with hardcore lesbian and homosexual pornography. She submitted her project to Warner Brothers, and she failed, SPECTACULARLY. She was embarrased, and made sure that nobody at Plank Road Publishing knew about her failiure. So she went to a neighbor's house, (who seemed a little sketchy) who was having a garage sale. There, he was selling an old DELL computer from 2006. She bought the computer for a measly $25, which was quite a steal. Teresa Jennings then brought the computer back home, and turned on her computer, she realized that it wasn't working. She found out that she forgot to plug it in. Jennings then found copious amounts of child pornography on her neighbor's computer. She confronted her neighbor, which was a man in his late 50s, struggling with debt, and child support. He begged Jennings not to tell the police, and even offered her $100, and an expired Wendy's gift card. She took the deal, and didn't tell anybody. But he did want his precious stash on his computer, so he secretly snuck in Jennings house at night, and shoved a 125GB USB stick into the computer to retrieve the files, It almost didnt fit, he only 2 bytes of space left. When Jennings woke up, she found that all of the files were missing, but didn't think much of it. She then archived her project on the computer. Though, a few years later, this year, I found the computer in somebody's garage sale, which I suspect to be one of Jenning's close friends. The computer was only $10, which was even more of a steal than the original price. I booted up the computer, and found this video. I decided to post it here, on Youtube.
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Lawrence 04/03/26 (Fri) 15:52:01 №15731845 [Quote]

>>15731829
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>>15731901
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>>15730019
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>>15731910
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