/soy/ - Soyjaks

This is a story dedicated to the memory of Quote. Rest in peace, we won't forget about you, fucking nigger.
Once upon a time there was a man who liked to spam coal, but he got too known to spam brimstone so he begged his daddy froot to give him admin and started spamming bait like there was no tomorrow. Left all the faggots, cacas and browns behind, was the wisest decision he ever made but the dumbest thing he ever did was then inviting infinity immigrants onto the sharty. I still remember back when he was a new namebrap, and I remember when he got permabanned for his coal, I was right there laughing when I heard the news, I just wish Froot never reinstated you.
Remember back in 2024 like right before DOLL gave the site to Root and right before Root gave it to Froot? Or even further back in 2022 when Kuz was shitfling with Kaguya and destroying our log, a little man named mud joined the site and the site was posting gems again and again. And then they shut down the site but then brought back the shit, now it's ridiculous and ran by a dickless piece of shit. I liked quote initially, and then he went on a temper tantrum with limeaids, like he was mad that people actually use his website or something. Man I wish I was admin, I could be an angry faggot too, then I could go around posting coal every day like you and I also wouldn't know what to do. Plus I can develop better than you, and I don't fucking code. And probably run the website better, and I've never fucking touched a server. But I'm not actually mad at you, I'd piss on the log too if I was you, once this becomes the next long dead website I will think of you, and maybe that will help me know what it's like to waste my life.