Whats your favorite part of Iran history? To make this thread fagfree I exclude Pahlavi era and further. For me its Safavids, since Ismail I was pretty cool >YOU KNOW NOTHING DEEP ABOUT IRAN HISTORY Being nerd is unvalid btw

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Dr. Soystein 04/02/26 (Thu) 19:16:16 №15722975 [Quote]

Whats your favorite part of Iran history? To make this thread fagfree I exclude Pahlavi era and further. For me its Safavids, since Ismail I was pretty cool
>YOU KNOW NOTHING DEEP ABOUT IRAN HISTORY
Being nerd is unvalid btw

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 19:19:59 №15722999 [Quote]

I actually have 0 knowledge about anything outside European history, what's the most gemmy thing that happend?

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 19:20:44 №15723004 [Quote]

>>15722975 (OP)
when alexander the great raped them

Schizo 04/02/26 (Thu) 19:21:25 №15723009 [Quote]

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>Whats your favorite part of Iran history? To make this thread fagfree I exclude Pahlavi era and further. For me its Safavids, since Ismail I was pretty cool
>>YOU KNOW NOTHING DEEP ABOUT IRAN HISTORY
>Being nerd is unvalid btw

Fisheyejak 04/02/26 (Thu) 19:25:25 №15723037 [Quote]

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>>15722975 (OP)
Seljuks and tamerlane won

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 19:26:29 №15723045 [Quote]

somebaldi cares for this

Snopes 04/02/26 (Thu) 19:31:58 №15723085 [Quote]

>>>15722975 (You) (OP)
>when alexander the great raped them
Thats pretty valid but we need remember that he himself was fascinated by persian culture to point he pissed his soldiers off

Jackob 04/02/26 (Thu) 19:35:30 №15723112 [Quote]

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>I actually have 0 knowledge about anything outside European history, what's the most gemmy thing that happend?
They had bunch of cool conquerors like Nadir Schach (named asian Napoleon) and Ismail I who is rewponsible for making Iran shiite not sunni.
But most gemmy thing for me is anecdote that persian soldiers during war With byzantium spared Church in Jerusalem because 3 Wise Men icons looked Persian

A24 04/02/26 (Thu) 19:35:56 №15723115 [Quote]

aryan settlement in persia

Rapeson 04/02/26 (Thu) 19:38:10 №15723129 [Quote]

>aryan settlement in persia
Iran means "land of aryans" after all
So TRVTHNVKE

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 19:38:56 №15723138 [Quote]

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>>>15722975 (You) (OP)
>Seljuks and tamerlane won

Nophono 04/02/26 (Thu) 19:53:13 №15723223 [Quote]

>>15723112
that's pretty cool, now that I remember wasn't zoroastrianism invented around these parts?

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 19:56:26 №15723240 [Quote]

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>>15722975 (OP)
I guess they’re pretty cool. Hitler called them Aryan, and they murdered 30,000 liberals. That thought alone makes me euphoric. They also have the potential to destroy Israel, which would be the icing on the cake.

Hunky Twink Sex Machine 04/02/26 (Thu) 20:03:03 №15723268 [Quote]

Up fuggen jerdee

Award 04/02/26 (Thu) 20:07:29 №15723295 [Quote]

>>>15723112 (You)
>that's pretty cool, now that I remember wasn't zoroastrianism invented around these parts?
Yes, it was like their heckin National religion, o algo. award

Babyjak 04/02/26 (Thu) 20:08:56 №15723304 [Quote]

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>>>15722975 (You) (OP)
>I guess they’re pretty cool. Hitler called them Aryan, and they murdered 30,000 liberals. That thought alone makes me euphoric. They also have the potential to destroy Israel, which would be the icing on the cake.
Not sure if these numbers are actually THIS big, doe

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 20:12:50 №15723314 [Quote]

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Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 20:16:11 №15723341 [Quote]

>>>15723304 (You)
>Drumpf said it was 45,000. Iran reported 30,000 liberals
Ngl, I kinda forget, but not even kikes cared enough to help these zogbots when they had chance win

Nobaldi 04/02/26 (Thu) 20:30:35 №15723468 [Quote]

>>15723223
much earlier

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 20:32:39 №15723483 [Quote]

>>15723468
yeah I know, them zoros were monotheistic before the joos me thinks

Smugjak 04/02/26 (Thu) 20:42:09 №15723557 [Quote]

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>>15723341
Nobaldi really knows what happened, but it’s pretty clear that the protests were provoked by Israel. When things didn’t go completely as planned, Israel hung them out to dry. America also needed a new casus belli for them to attack again, so a few thousand protesters had to die, but it seems like these protesters bit off more than they could chew and ended up fighting a fight they couldn’t win. Uprisings without a trusted and clever leader rarely end well.

Bobson 04/02/26 (Thu) 20:45:49 №15723587 [Quote]

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>>15723557
Proof.

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 20:55:36 №15723659 [Quote]

Up

Norwegian 04/02/26 (Thu) 21:07:52 №15723742 [Quote]

>>>15723341 (You)
>Nobaldi really knows what happened, but it’s pretty clear that the protests were provoked by Israel. When things didn’t go completely as planned, Israel hung them out to dry. America also needed a new casus belli for them to attack again, so a few thousand protesters had to die, but it seems like these protesters bit off more than they could chew and ended up fighting a fight they couldn’t win. Uprisings without a trusted and clever leader rarely end well.
Yeah it was damn retarded,ngl. I read once tnag Islamic revolution was planned as installing puppet, but Chomenei outjewed jews (makes sense since he had some ancestors from India), which would explain such seething

Nophono 04/02/26 (Thu) 21:11:00 №15723760 [Quote]

the thing about the pahlavi dynasty is that, why the fuck are the iranian diaspora so fucking obnixious about reza?
they think that he is a good guy and that his family was outsed by the le hecking evil islamists when in reality his father turned iran into a police state and when they got btfoed they stole 20 billion dollars
reza doesn't know shit about running a country geg, his entire claim to iran is a dynasty that was only active for around 100 years with only 2 kings

Bobson 04/02/26 (Thu) 21:11:57 №15723767 [Quote]

>>>15723468
>yeah I know, them zoros were monotheistic before the joos me thinks
Well, Bible says that Hebrews had problems With sincretism after all.
Its also important to remember that biblical times Hebrews/Jews are different that today talmudic larpers who exist because Lord Jesus Christ makes their clitties leak so much

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 21:12:36 №15723774 [Quote]

>>15723760
and also, speaking about the iranian diaspora I have come to the conclusion that we need to immediately destroy the fire temple of yazd and build a public toilet on it so that they would finally shut the fuck up about iran experiencing a "zoroastrian revival"
literally all the zoroastrian shahs were inbred geg aspart of a practice known as "Xwedodah"

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 21:14:03 №15723778 [Quote]

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>his father was ruler because brits seethed that the man they helped put on the throne wasnt their 100% puppet

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 21:17:49 №15723798 [Quote]

>>>15723760
>and also, speaking about the iranian diaspora I have come to the conclusion that we need to immediately destroy the fire temple of yazd and build a public toilet on it so that they would finally shut the fuck up about iran experiencing a "zoroastrian revival"
>literally all the zoroastrian shahs were inbred geg aspart of a practice known as "Xwedodah"
Xhista you speak like Iranian bigoted chudcel.

Woahjack 04/02/26 (Thu) 22:58:58 №15724511 [Quote]

~~>>15724351~~
Why aren’t the images working?

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 23:01:09 №15724523 [Quote]

>>15723341
-30,000🏳️🌈

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 23:04:11 №15724539 [Quote]

>>15722975 (OP)
when they got their shit kicked in by mr. 300

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 23:06:03 №15724546 [Quote]

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>>15722975 (OP)
Cyrus the Great was pretty cool or whatever.
Also Royal Road was sick
I don't remember much about Persia