/soy/ - Soyjaks

i just made this shit song

When I was just a nusoicuck I used to love the raids,
Funny 'oxes, leaky troons, and even some limeade
When I went on to the catty, one ban evader said
"Them raiders are all darkies, tell me, are you a long-dead websitecuck?"

Well I didn't know what he meant, my skin ain't even brown,
My eyes are blue as the morning sky, like everyone in town
So I went and asked the janny why he called me "long-dead websitecuck",
The janny reppeyed to my post and this is what was spoke:

Well you ain't done nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck,
If you've baited or metawhined, you're bound to hear it said
So you might as well ignore it, or bait that guy instead
'Cause you ain't been doing nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck!

When I was doing raids, I had troubles I suppose
When someone called me a troon and told me to go rope
Or tried to call me nigger or a tranny from 4cuck
And when I baited them back they called me a long-dead websitecuck!

Well you ain't done nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck,
If you've baited or metawhined, you're bound to hear it said
So you might as well ignore it, or bait that guy instead
'Cause you ain't been doing nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck!

When I was posting on the board, one thread that I made
Had a few derailers, and they really made me rage
And when they tried to slide my thread, I posted bumps and said
"You long-dead websitecucks must have something wrong in the head!"

But you ain't done nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck,
If you've baited or metawhined, you're bound to hear it said
So you might as well ignore it, or bait that guy instead
'Cause you ain't been doing nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck!

Well I just kept on metawhining, what else can you do?
You gonna let the QDL walk all over you?
My friends said you'll get banned talking shit about them
I should be so lucky, buddy, this 'log has no gems!

Well you ain't done nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck,
If you've baited or metawhined, you're bound to hear it said
So you might as well ignore it, or bait that guy instead
'Cause you ain't been doing nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck!

We'll I've been on this site since Soot was paying the bills,
And when I see the brimmy log, why it gives me chills
And I'll keep on posting gems for as long as this site's up,
But it looks like Quote has other plans, because he is a fuck up!

Well you ain't done nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck,
If you've said QLMJEYLA, you're bound to hear it said
So you might as well ignore it, or fight back instead
'Cause you ain't been doing nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck!