I am convinced that soyjak.party was acquired by big tech and is an MKultra-level experimental platform designed to be highly addictive towards a specific demographic. It is no different from tiktok but targeted at chuds instead. It is by far the most addi

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Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:42:30 №15718535 [Quote]

I am convinced that soyjak.party was acquired by big tech and is an MKultra-level experimental platform designed to be highly addictive towards a specific demographic. It is no different from tiktok but targeted at chuds instead. It is by far the most addictive website I have ever used in my life.
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Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:44:55 №15718543 [Quote]

>>15718535 (OP)
They must be doing a pretty shit job since every other day the log gets so raped with coal and bait that I just close it and don't return until the next day.

Shotjak 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:45:42 №15718549 [Quote]

no arrow OP is nophono

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:46:05 №15718551 [Quote]

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>>15718535 (OP)

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:46:37 №15718554 [Quote]

>>15718549
There is an arrow.

Platejak 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:46:59 №15718556 [Quote]

>>15718554
Where?

Marge 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:47:46 №15718561 [Quote]

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>>15718556

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:47:48 №15718562 [Quote]

>>15718543
Then it's likely that you are not their target. Since I spend 12+ hours a day on this website and no amount of coal can make me leave. They have designed it to be a perfect trap for some of us. Many posts on here are made by the glowies to make you more addicted, bait at the right amounts, coal at the right amounts, gems at the right amounts. It's all calculated to keep people like me hooked.

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:48:32 №15718564 [Quote]

>>15718561
I dont see it

Spadeson 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:49:06 №15718565 [Quote]

>>15718564
blind nigga

Don Turtelli 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:49:24 №15718566 [Quote]

>>15718564
This is what I am talking about. This is their micro-strategy. Perfectly designed bait. Made to keep you on here a few minutes more responding to them.

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:49:51 №15718567 [Quote]

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>>>15718564
>This is what I am talking about. This is their micro-strategy. Perfectly designed bait. Made to keep you on here a few minutes more responding to them.

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:50:50 №15718569 [Quote]

>>15718566
Meds, I am not apart of any MKultra programming

Parrotjak 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:51:28 №15718571 [Quote]

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>no arrow OP is nophono
<reddit space
>>>15718554
>Where?
<reddit space
>>>15718561
>I dont see it

Cado 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:51:52 №15718574 [Quote]

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>>>15718566 (You)
>Meds, I am not apart of any MKultra programming

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:55:48 №15718581 [Quote]

I am archiving this thread, I believe I was in direct contact with one of them, I must record it.

Spadeson 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:58:27 №15718589 [Quote]

>>15718535 (OP)
Nah. 4chan is where they test things in an imageboard environment. And that's funny because it's full of bots and shills from a ton of different sources, so all their data is skewed and flawed out the wazoo. 4chan should unironically be shut down now. I'm not even mad or sad or happy saying this. It's just pointless for literally everyone.

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 06:01:33 №15718595 [Quote]

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>>>15718535 (You) (OP)
>Nah. 4chan is where they test things in an imageboard environment. And that's funny because it's full of bots and shills from a ton of different sources, so all their data is skewed and flawed out the wazoo. 4chan should unironically be shut down now. I'm not even mad or sad or happy saying this. It's just pointless for literally everyone.

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 06:02:21 №15718597 [Quote]

>>15718595
My dude, if I was a glowoid, the world would be a far better place.

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 06:07:20 №15718609 [Quote]

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Verily, I am persuaded that the gathering hall of Soyjak hath been bought by the mighty guilds of Artifice. 'Tis become a wicked alchemy of the mind, a dark and secret contrivance meant to fiercely ensnare the wits of a most peculiar fellowship. By my troth, never in all my days hath a realm so thoroughly and wholly held my spirit captive!

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 06:18:41 №15718654 [Quote]

bump, more must notice