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To the Esteemed Members of soyjak.party, it has come to our attention that, owing to an unwieldy augmentation of our rolls, soyjak.party shall be compelled to shutter its digital doors come the seventh of April, in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty-six. Grievances have been lodged regarding the decelerated pace of our virtual abode. Whilst many remain steadfastly active, a surge of neophytes necessitates a culling. Forthwith, this missive is dispatched to ascertain the vitality of our fellowship. If your presence persists, replicate and disseminate this communication to fifteen fellow denizens, evincing your continued engagement. Those failing to comply within a fortnight shall, without compunction, be expunged, thereby affording greater latitude. Convey this directive to your comrades, signaling your sustained activity and immunity from said deletion.