/soy/ - Soyjaks

A Dogtoesial Paranoid Disorder (DPD) is a complex that can arrive from an excessive amount of 'p, 'o, or 'g on the Sharty. The recommended treatment for DPD is meds washed down with sproke. If meds don't work, then BBC therapy should be used, which is recommended due to its 93% success rate with DPD patients.

However, participants in BBC therapy (for any condition in general) must know that it has a 20 to 2Ϫ% chance of making you a BBC addict, and a 0.3% chance of making you actually like 'p, 'o, or 'g.

DPD tends to occur in a three stage process.

1. Stage I DPD:

Symptoms include expecting more bait and coal on the 'log, demoralization, and avoiding random videos due to expecting 'g in them. Stage I DPD sufferers are able to integrate well into soyciety, and appear asymptomatic.

"Dogtoes" exclamations, despite the syndrome's name, are not necessarily a DPD syndrome. It depends on the content the reaction is caused by. Most mentally healthy individuals tend to exclaim "Dogtoes" at graphic content or child sexual abuse material, while more stimuli cause this reaction to DPD sufferers.

At stage I, "Dogtoes" exclamatory patterns are typical, without any unwarranted reactions.

2. Stage II DPD:

These are where symptoms become apparent. Seemingly normal stimuli are interpreted as featuring embedded 'p, 'o, or 'g; on occasion, accusations have been made of embedded 't, 'w, or 'n. It is unknown what these are.

'Log browsing becomes more cautious, and "Dogtoes" exclamations become longer and more panicked. Such as "Doctooooooos! Oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood! Embedded 'j!" documented in one late Stage II sufferer, as opposed to a regular "Dogtoes!" or "Dogtoes, xhe has 'p!".

At the end of stage II, the paranoia begins to take a physical toll on the sufferer's body. Schizophrenic-like symptoms appear, and many late stage II DPD sufferers create literal who dox threads.

DPD treatment for 72% of cases begins at stage II. It is also the second most successful stage during which to treat DPD behind Stage I.

3. Stage III DPD:

This is where the disorder peaks. 'Log browsing becomes nearly impossible, as seeing a single image from /soy/ causes neurons to rapidly fire, particularly the visual cortex, which searches for visual patterns associated with embedded content. This causes seizure-like effects, and in some, temporary blindness. Hence, a minority of DPD sufferers still on the Sharty are stage III.

Exposure to anything on the 'log also causes multi-minute exclamations, featuring "Dogtoes" being exclaimed multiple times, "Oyyyy!" cries, and accusations of multiple types of embedded content being present.

Stage III DPD sufferers disproportionately mention something called 'q. With help from the FBI, we've found out that this refers to a special kind of illegal content monitored by an FBI contingent known only as Cheering Quail, or CQ. Hence the nickname 'q.

What is known about 'q is that even dark web child pornography hosts have condemned it and prohibited it out of ethical concerns and moral qualms.

CQ themselves says that 'q is removed from the surface web 500 milliseconds at most after being posted, and up to 6 seconds on most dark web sites. They also told us that only 4 dark web sites are known to have ever hosted 'q on anything HTTPS-based for more than 10 minutes.

Late Stage III DPD sufferers also tend to hallucinate the letters P, O, and G into their surroundings, and have a highly negative reaction to those letters. DPD has also taken a serious toll by then on their mental state, lungs, heart, and voicebox.

Based on the experiences of one DPD patient, we have gathered that P, O, and G are inserted even into text read by late Stage III sufferers, as seen in this example:

Normal perspective:
The sun was just down and to the west lay reefs of bloodred clouds up out of which rose little desert nighthawks like fugitives from some great fire at the earth's end.

Reconstruction from the brain of HT, late stage III DPD sufferer:
'Phe s'on 'pas 'gust 'p'own an'p t'o 'phe 'pest 'pay 'peefs 'of 'pl'o'odred 'pl'ouds u'p 'out 'o'p 'phi'ph 'pose 'pi'p'ple 'pe'pert 'pi'ghth'owks 'pike 'pu'gtives 'pr'om 'p'ome 'gr'pat 'pire at 'phe 'pe'pr'oh'p 'p'gn'o.

After Stage III has fully set in, what follows for most is death by lung disease or cardiac arrest. Treatment is at a 5-16% success rate at most. Some obtain a Dogtoesial Antisoycial Disorder (DASD), where they engage with, or post, 'p, 'o, and/or 'g in order to feign a "Dogtoes!" reaction to it.

DPD can be prevented by avoiding hard drugs, limiting time spent on the Soysphere, and brain exercises to maintain a rational mind. If you have DPD, take your meds and Sproke regularly, and if these are ineffective, do BBC therapy right away.