№15698311[Quote]
Hey, guys! I'm new to the whole image board concept but I heard about you guys on X. Thought I would give this a go? Let me know how you guys like my soy wojack story.
>be me
>22, identifies as a "non-binary stardust-collector" and part-time moss-kin
>wearing a hand-knit sweater made of recycled dryer lint and "pronoun pins" that take up 40% of my torso
>decide to go to the park to "manifest"
>see a group of guys playing frisbee
>literally shaking because their masculine energy is violating my safe space
>i approach them with my "gentle-parenting" voice
>"Umm, excuse me, kings? Your projectiles are creating a micro-aggression against the local squirrel population. Can you please frolic elsewhere?"
>they just stare at me like I'm an unpatched glitch in the matrix
>one of them says "Sorry, we're just playing a game"
>I feel a "meltdown" coming on
>i sit on the grass and start aggressive-knitting while sobbing rhythmically to the beat of "100 gecs"
>my emotional support succulents are witnessing this injustice
>i pull out my phone to film a "story-time" for my 14 followers
>"Hey guys, just got literally hate-crimed by a plastic disc… I'm so brave for existing right now."
>accidentally sit on a bee
>the bee is a trans-exclusionary radical insect
>i scream at a 440Hz frequency to realign my chakras
>everyone in the park is staring at me with "judgmental eyes"
>mfw the world is a cold, dark place for a sparkle-system
>go home and write a 14-page tumblr post about "frisbee-coded patriarchy"
>stay hydrated, valid, and unhinged, besties
№15698323[Quote]
>Hey, guys! I'm new to the whole image board concept but I heard about you guys on X. Thought I would give this a go? Let me know how you guys like my soy wojack story.
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>>be me
>>22, identifies as a "non-binary stardust-collector" and part-time moss-kin
>>wearing a hand-knit sweater made of recycled dryer lint and "pronoun pins" that take up 40% of my torso
>>decide to go to the park to "manifest"
>>see a group of guys playing frisbee
>>literally shaking because their masculine energy is violating my safe space
>>i approach them with my "gentle-parenting" voice
>>"Umm, excuse me, kings? Your projectiles are creating a micro-aggression against the local squirrel population. Can you please frolic elsewhere?"
>>they just stare at me like I'm an unpatched glitch in the matrix
>>one of them says "Sorry, we're just playing a game"
>>I feel a "meltdown" coming on
>>i sit on the grass and start aggressive-knitting while sobbing rhythmically to the beat of "100 gecs"
>>my emotional support succulents are witnessing this injustice
>>i pull out my phone to film a "story-time" for my 14 followers
>>"Hey guys, just got literally hate-crimed by a plastic disc… I'm so brave for existing right now."
>>accidentally sit on a bee
>>the bee is a trans-exclusionary radical insect
>>i scream at a 440Hz frequency to realign my chakras
>>everyone in the park is staring at me with "judgmental eyes"
>>mfw the world is a cold, dark place for a sparkle-system
>>go home and write a 14-page tumblr post about "frisbee-coded patriarchy"
>>stay hydrated, valid, and unhinged, besties
№15698362[Quote]
>>15698334Hi! Thank you for responding to my story. I am unfortunately not an Asian woman, though I did marry a Filipina or however it's spelled. She is trad and rad (our joke) and otherwise fairly dumb which is good for me . Anyways, thanks!
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FUCKING GEG
№15698399[Quote]
Hi, guys! I can't figure out how to edit my post but I should clarify that I made this story to mock liberals/ lefties who are woke and get triggered easily. So, just fyi. Thanks!