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PPP 03/30/26 (Mon) 16:52:23 №15693173 [Quote]

>walk into Spencer's
>Agent 47 speed walk into back of store
>Grip dildo by shaft
>Walk to front
>Slap it base down onto the counter
>Make eye contact with the mildly unattractive cashier girl
>"You take Wyoming Gold Backs?"
<"Uhhh, no sir we ta-"
>Pull out credit card
<"Is that all-?"
>"Yes"
>swipe card even though they don't take care swipes
>attempt to tap card even though there's no reader
>Insert card to pay
>Grab receipt before she can hand it over
>Leave without saying thank you

Slopjak 03/30/26 (Mon) 16:56:37 №15693212 [Quote]

Gem

Angryjak 03/30/26 (Mon) 16:59:02 №15693235 [Quote]

>>15693173 (OP)
geg, this shit is gold

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 17:10:43 №15693322 [Quote]

Give me enough replys and I'll do this irl

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