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Massjak 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:07:36 №15690155 [Quote]

what's the point of getting a foid when you can lucid dream of your waifu and have sex with xher?

Sneed 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:08:20 №15690162 [Quote]

what about when you wake up huh dummy you ever thought of that huh

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:08:52 №15690166 [Quote]

waifu:
>won't insult you
>won't waste money on makeup cuz xhe is naturally attractive
>won't have to lose weight
>won't cheat on you

Meximutt 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:09:41 №15690171 [Quote]

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>just fuck your hand bro its better than putting your penis in a warm succulent wet tight hole and kissing a foid and being called handsome and having someone to share your life with and having children and keeping your bloodline alive and saving your people

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:09:46 №15690172 [Quote]

>>15690162
I wake up and work. When i come back home, i sleep and lucid dream about my waifu, rinse and repeat.

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:09:58 №15690175 [Quote]

>>15690166
aww what a baby boy hes scared of le big mean insults :(((

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:10:00 №15690176 [Quote]

>>15690166
>losing weight good even doe fat girls are cuter and needier than normal girls

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:10:13 №15690177 [Quote]

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>just fuck your hand bro its better than putting your penis in a warm succulent wet tight hole and kissing a foid and being called handsome and having someone to share your life with and having children and keeping your bloodline alive and saving your people

Amerimutt 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:10:14 №15690179 [Quote]

>>15690176
kys or something

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:10:15 №15690180 [Quote]

>>15690175
This kek

Jackob 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:12:19 №15690191 [Quote]

>>15690175
I'm not scared of insults or anything, it just gets annoying when a foid bitches about everything and gets mad when i try to tell xher a solution to the problem, it seems like all she wants to do is vent, maybe this is why women seem to have relationships with ai boyfriends.

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:12:21 №15690192 [Quote]

>>15690172
she will never welcome you at the door with hugs and kisses and say i missed you honey
she will never cook your favorite meal or pastries for you
she will never bear your children and experience the fulfillment of parenthood
the choice is clear chud

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:12:29 №15690194 [Quote]

>>15690176
Maybe you should eat less buttercake you fucking larping roastie landwhale

Meximutt 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:13:08 №15690197 [Quote]

No foids for any soycux… o algo

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:13:29 №15690202 [Quote]

>>15690197
Nameroll obsessed with mi

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:14:14 №15690204 [Quote]

>>15690194
I'm not a foid and i wish i had a gf

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:14:22 №15690205 [Quote]

>>15690172
Wagecuck

Cirrus 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:14:45 №15690206 [Quote]

>just goon to your waifu bro

A species of beetle nearly went extinct because beer bottles looked like females and the males would just try to fuck it until predators ate them.

inb4 "humans are not beetles"
> of course humans have far more cognitive power

HOWEVER…

We are also victim to our programming. Porn being a stimulant, without many of the end results, (being pair bonding, children, etc) only the short term high of orgasm.

I find this parallel to be stark, because you sit in front of a glass screen instead of a glass beer bottle.

That said, I do watch porn from time to time.

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:15:36 №15690213 [Quote]

>>15690206
This post was stolen from 4cuck btw.

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:15:55 №15690215 [Quote]

>>15690206
Words words words reddit spacing the right can't meme

Gigachad 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:15:58 №15690216 [Quote]

>>15690194
malding at cute girls are we?, how could you tell?

Chad 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:16:52 №15690221 [Quote]

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>>>15690206
>Words words words reddit spacing the right can't meme
Yeah whatever goon to your tranime "waifu", cuckold

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:17:37 №15690223 [Quote]

>>15690221
I hate tranime and real girls and I don't have a girlfriend to be cucked in the first place nigerian

Dubbbzjak 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:17:44 №15690224 [Quote]

>>15690192
>she will never welcome you at the door with hugs and kisses and say i missed you honey
>she will never cook your favorite meal or pastries for you
I can literally hire a maid to do this and it would be cheaper than being in a relationship.

>she will never bear your children and experience the fulfillment of parenthood
I'm not interested in having children anyway, especially in the current economy.

Etan 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:18:21 №15690228 [Quote]

>>15690224
npc tier response

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:22:15 №15690261 [Quote]

No point indeed, You're just wasting your time.

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:22:31 №15690264 [Quote]

>>15690261
post hand

Sidson 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:23:29 №15690270 [Quote]

>>15690192
>she will never cook your favorite meal or pastries for you
nigga thinks zoomer foids actually know how to cook

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:24:20 №15690274 [Quote]

>>15690270
>she will never bring you weed or mcdonalds hash browns

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:26:18 №15690286 [Quote]

>>15690264
you first

Soytan 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:26:44 №15690291 [Quote]

>>15690274
I don't smoke.

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:29:42 №15690306 [Quote]

foids in 2026 are just roasties who don't know how to cook or clean and just spend their day writing i hate moids on plebbit or xitter

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 08:37:12 №15690364 [Quote]

How do you lucid dream?

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