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ALARUM! TIDINGS MOST STRANGE!
The masters of the smallest mysteries—those philosophers of the unseen—have at last perceived a thing more miniscule than the very foundations of the earth. Following a solemn council of the learned, the TBP of one Master Jimbo was found to measure a mere three-quarters of a Planck—a pittance so slight it defies the very senses!

The sages didst proclaim:

It is of such stunted stature and so void of light that it doth wither the very soul of reality. Our wits are quite undone; we are utterly confounded!

For the peril it brings to the heavens and the earth, Jimbo is now shackled and cast away—betrayed!—into the Vault of Infinite Seasons, there to remain for a thousand years. For should such a mote go free, it would surely rend the very tapestry of time asunder.

Truly, we breathe in an age of most wondrous and terrible portents! 🔬🤏