/soy/ - Soyjaks

Will you really stay an incel even if ur married? Cuz that'll be a worrible ahh marriage type shiet

How the fuck is that possible?

>>15667789
I've been married for 7 years. However I'm still a virgin

>>>15667789
>I've been married for 7 years. However I'm still a virgin

this is better than the other way around

my cousin with high function autism would fall for this one

JUST. GET. A. BOYFRIEND.

>>15667795
Idk. I kept waiting and eventually the time passed so now I'm stuck and can't do anything about it like a dead foot. I shouldve just hired a hooker instead of getting arranged to some Stacy whore

Um what

>>15667839
i cheat on my wife with milfs any time she pisses me off or tries to hold back sex at all i do not give a fuck haahhaahaha but i'm smart and do this very sparingly and only with clean femcel quirky milfs never the hot tatted kind that's just not my type of shit cuz my wife is a stacey

also you need to like get your wife's friends to goon to you in rotation, she has several lesbian friends who all turned straight when i show up and they all fem-goon to me and shit, that shit matters to cuntoids bro. i legit had 3 of her friends on separate occasions touch my dick and it's fucking awesome to get your dick worshipped by women who wanna do it behind their friends backs it's based

being married is based if you know how to swing your dick about it just dont do shit that can be proven with evidence in case of divorce rape

Schrödinger's incel

>>15667860
i should mention:
the point of marriage is to have a family with one woman, right? so your side pieces need to be infertile certainly, none of that zogged birth control shit. i'm talking either POST-WALL MILFS, GILFS or TROONS, your pick dawg. fuggen jerdee

>>>15667839
>i cheat on my wife with milfs any time she pisses me off or tries to hold back sex at all i do not give a fuck haahhaahaha but i'm smart and do this very sparingly and only with clean femcel quirky milfs never the hot tatted kind that's just not my type of shit cuz my wife is a stacey
>
>also you need to like get your wife's friends to goon to you in rotation, she has several lesbian friends who all turned straight when i show up and they all fem-goon to me and shit, that shit matters to cuntoids bro. i legit had 3 of her friends on separate occasions touch my dick and it's fucking awesome to get your dick worshipped by women who wanna do it behind their friends backs it's based
>
>being married is based if you know how to swing your dick about it just dont do shit that can be proven with evidence in case of divorce rape

coal

>>15667905
some femoid will think her boyfriend posted the coal and start seething hahahaahahaha