>Last time i shaved was before 911>My nuts and hairs so long its about to reach the heaven>I put up Hitler's mustache while i beat my wife>Gooning to 3 musketeers is how i beat my life>My horse sized schlong is as big as a tower>But even with t

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Soytan 03/28/26 (Sat) 04:34:31 №15667629 [Quote]

>Last time i shaved was before 911
>My nuts and hairs so long its about to reach the heaven
>I put up Hitler's mustache while i beat my wife
>Gooning to 3 musketeers is how i beat my life

>My horse sized schlong is as big as a tower
>But even with that I'm still afraid of shower
>I play mega knight thinking my Dad's coming back
>I press on single women ads hoping i can crack!!

>My head and buttcheeks itch (woof woof wooh)
>I can scratch, Tickly tickly boom! (woof woof wooh)
>Havey! Wahhh!!

>Incredible Dingo Dongo
>Shower is scary
>J*b is scary
>Touching grass is absolutely terrifying
>Never ever wash
>Never ever еmployed
>But i want to touch a little boy!

>I let my homosеxual friend hang out in the grass
>Little does he know that green hair is straight from my ass
>I saw a black man on the tree i thought it was a monkey
>But when i put my hand on a schlong, it was crispy!

>This damn monkey sprayed me with cream
>But then i woke up with a sweat ass crack!
>(Huu, Ahh!) Oh it was a dream!!

>My head and buttcheeks itch (woof woof wooh)
>I can scratch, Tickly tickly boom! (woof woof wooh)
>Havey! Wahhh!!

>Incredible Dingo Dongo
>Shower is scary
>J*b is scary
>Touching grass is absolutely terrifying
>Never ever wash
>Never ever employed
>But i want to touch a little boy!

>I busted in my homie's toothpaste
>I let it all out not a drop I'm gonna waste
>On the way to bum 5 grannies
>I realized i was constipated

>My ass was gonna explode in Paris
>Not like i was dissipated!
>I saw a parked plane, me and women showers
>I called Osama, and went straight to the tower!
>Incredible Dingo Dongo
>Shower is scary
>J*b is scary
>Touching grass is absolutely terrifying
>Never ever wash
>Never ever employed
>But i want to touch a little boy!