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File: nigger chicken.mp4 📥︎ (4.88 MB, 576x1024) ImgOps

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 17:47:54 №15662340 [Quote]

for those of us who went to jail? what did you go in for?

Etan 03/27/26 (Fri) 17:48:13 №15662345 [Quote]

grand theft auto

Alicia 03/27/26 (Fri) 17:48:18 №15662346 [Quote]

Stealing KFC im trans btw

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 17:48:25 №15662348 [Quote]

Public indecency

Plier 03/27/26 (Fri) 17:48:45 №15662352 [Quote]

disturbing the peace (I was drunk(

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 17:49:00 №15662355 [Quote]

>>15662346
sentient?

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 17:49:19 №15662357 [Quote]

assault and battery

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 17:49:46 №15662360 [Quote]

>>15662348
me too
i was just taking a piss

Raisinskin 03/27/26 (Fri) 17:50:23 №15662365 [Quote]

Armed robbery. I tried to steal a grocery store. I got off easy in retrospect.

Cobbert 03/27/26 (Fri) 17:51:01 №15662369 [Quote]

distributing illegal substances to a minor

Seriousjak 03/27/26 (Fri) 17:52:29 №15662376 [Quote]

i hit someone with my car and almost killed xhem. i did 18 months

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 17:54:49 №15662396 [Quote]

Grand theft auto (yes, haha, like the game name -_-). It was my uncle shop and he was in on it for insurance fraud purposes. I got a 12 months suspended sentence because I was a minor at the time. My uncle got 12 years (will be released in 2034)

ElPerro 03/27/26 (Fri) 17:55:32 №15662409 [Quote]

i was on ketamine and almost raped my sister

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 17:55:41 №15662412 [Quote]

being bigoted in britain

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 17:58:33 №15662439 [Quote]

i can't share the details, but i got 3 months in the loony bin instead of jail

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 18:03:40 №15662481 [Quote]

>>15662439
We should have seggs. I was sent to the funny farm for 2 weeks because i had a mental breakdown and took my parents hostage

I don't remember a thing, but based on what they told me, i went batshit insane

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 18:05:47 №15662489 [Quote]

>>15662409
same but in forest with girl i knew for hour

Bobson 03/27/26 (Fri) 18:06:14 №15662492 [Quote]

i hit a nigger with a baseball bat after he sexually hit on me
i live in niggerhell so i got off scot free

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 18:27:12 №15662639 [Quote]

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