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Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 15:52:13 №15661374 [Quote]

How do I touch grass

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 15:52:53 №15661379 [Quote]

Depends on where you live

Norwegian 03/27/26 (Fri) 15:53:57 №15661388 [Quote]

>>15661379
I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet, and a rigorous exercise routine

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 15:56:56 №15661410 [Quote]

>>15661379
People talk about torching grass, but I have nothing to do. How do I solve this? Getting a job is near impossible

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 16:05:24 №15661485 [Quote]

>>15661410
What do you spend your time doing?

Shotjak 03/27/26 (Fri) 16:06:00 №15661490 [Quote]

is John keeping you trapped

Henry 03/27/26 (Fri) 16:09:12 №15661522 [Quote]

drink matcha nigga

Soyelf 03/27/26 (Fri) 16:09:25 №15661527 [Quote]

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>>15661485
Browsing the internet, consuming philosophy slop and conspiracy theory slop, tending the garden, and leaving the house to help my dad get groceries.

Fingerboy 03/27/26 (Fri) 16:09:42 №15661529 [Quote]

>>15661490
He is. Help

Soytan 03/27/26 (Fri) 16:12:12 №15661557 [Quote]

>>15661527
Sounds pretty keyed to me. Just go running or hiking or something. Do you have friends who do stuff?

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 16:12:42 №15661563 [Quote]

>>15661527
as long as you're reading actual philosophy books and not just watching 'Tube summaries of philosophers then I'd say you're about as grass-adjacent as you need to be. there isn't that much more to modern life than this unfortunately

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 16:21:02 №15661657 [Quote]

>>15661557
That’s one of my main issues. I don’t have any friends to do things with, so when I’m not shopping with my dad, I’m kind of stuck in my parents' house.

>>15661563
>there isn't that much more to modern life than this unfortunately
l think this is the case sadly

Nusoi 03/27/26 (Fri) 16:22:31 №15661673 [Quote]

Kill john
Kill higgers

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 16:23:43 №15661681 [Quote]

>>15661657
have you gone to college/uni yet? it's usually a good way to get out of your parents house at least for a bit and meet people your age

Gapejak 03/27/26 (Fri) 16:25:04 №15661692 [Quote]

>>15661681
I didn’t really make the cut for college unfortunately

Nojak 03/27/26 (Fri) 16:27:29 №15661708 [Quote]

>>15661681
I might try to get in and oreos

Vlodson 03/27/26 (Fri) 16:38:04 №15661792 [Quote]

>>15661708
it's worth a shot and might help you get a job eventually, good luck if you do

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 16:43:18 №15661835 [Quote]

>>15661792
Thank you