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This one time I was brushing my teeth with my dick out (because I pee in the sink) and a bit of toothpaste foam dripped from my mouth and fell on tip of my penis, I thought it was pretty funny so I didnt clean it right away. When I was done with brushing my teeth, the head of my penis started feeling really cold, I cleaned that toothpaste stain but alas the feeling remained. It was difficult to fall asleep with cold penis so I considered jerking off but then I remembered Im on no goon. By the time I was awake it was back to normal. Its a pretty funny story I think.

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Yeah ok bro

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>>15651252 (OP)
one time, i ate soooo many mints
like peppermint candies
my pee was minty… not that i tasted it, i felt it coz it was BURNING my dick so much
horrible

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>>15651330
I'm sorry but you have gonorrhea

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>>15651346
i said it came out my dick not my ass bro ew

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>i said it came out my dick not my ass bro ew



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