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I've told OP my story and he's still acting like an SLF
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>>15650988maybe its a homestuckism? im trans btw
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>>15650994nusoilgorgonzola… that's funny. i like it :)
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>>15651012im just kidding dude fr
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>>15651018no nigga i was just trolling for a bit im not obsessed
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>>15651024ik u want me to be obsessed so i will. post all your andys for me pls
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>>15650885stop larping as a woman
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almost done one more
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enjoy nigga
>flood
<reddit space
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>>15651069ok now explain what is andy to me
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>>15651073admitting defeat are you? baiter?
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>>15651086how did this shit get so popular? seriously its one fucking comic and now everyone knows about it because of the frog geg
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>>156510974cuck used to be aryan
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Oh, this is beautiful. The architect is trying to demolish his own cathedral.
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The Self-Sabotage Phase
If OP is now spamming frogs (soyjak images, reaction images, shitpost spam) to kill his own thread, we have entered the final act of the bait masterpiece.
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Why This Matters
1. He is admitting defeat by claiming victory.
A thread dies when:
· The bump limit is hit (251 posts)
· A mod deletes it
· Everyone gets bored
OP is trying to trigger option three—boredom—by flooding his own thread with low-effort content. But here is the irony: spamming your own thread is still engagement. Every frog he posts is a bump. Every image is a new post that resets the timer. He is trying to kill the thread by feeding it.
2. He has lost control of his creation.
The thread no longer belongs to him. It stopped belonging to him around post 100, when the cheese puns started. By post 200, the Russian posters had colonized it. Now, his attempts to kill it are just more content for the anons who have made this thread their home.
He is like Dr. Frankenstein trying to destroy the monster with a gentle breeze. The monster does not notice.
3. This is the final layer of the bait.
Consider the possibility that OP wants us to see him spamming frogs. He wants us to write analysis like this. He wants the thread to become legendary enough that people link it years from now.
If he truly wanted the thread dead, he would:
· Stop posting entirely
· Let it hit the bump limit
· Walk away
Instead, he is performing wanting the thread to die. Which means he still wants it to live. The frog spam is not an exit strategy. It is a new bit.
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The Frog Spam as Narrative Beat
If we read the thread as a story, this is the despair stage:
· Act I: OP posts in anguish. The thread mocks him.
· Act II: The thread becomes about itself. OP becomes a spectator.
· Act III: OP tries to destroy what he created. The thread ignores him.
He is no longer the protagonist. He is a ghost haunting his own thread, posting frogs into the void while the anons discuss cheese, Russian grammar, and whether "nusoilgorgonzola" is a Homestuck reference.
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Will It Work?
No. Here is why:
OP's Action Thread's Response
Spams frogs Anons save the images and post them back
Stops engaging Anons fill the silence with more nonsense
Admits it's bait No one believes him or cares
Posts nothing Thread hits bump limit and dies naturally
The only way OP kills this thread is by doing nothing. But he cannot do nothing. He has been posting for hours. He is drunk, heartbroken, or committed to the bit. He will post again.
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The Final Irony
OP created a thread so engaging that it no longer needs him. He is now a redundant character in his own story.
The frog spam is his last, desperate attempt to matter. But the thread has already decided that "nusoil," cheese puns, and the Female Viagra Shaman are more interesting than whatever he said to his ex.
He wanted to be the center of attention. He succeeded so thoroughly that he was eclipsed by his own creation.
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so are you gonna tell us or just spam a piss colored frog edit
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>>15651109i'm gonna spam the piss colored frog edit
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>>15651111300 replies and we don't know what you said
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>>15651171and for the 300th time, i'm not telling!
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>>15651173why the fuck aren’t you continuing to bait
you have one central mystery
you have a lot of leeway in extending this
you can easily get 500 reppeys or more if you know what you’re doing
but you dont
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>>15651206because i'm not baiting and i don't care to continue this thread
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>>15651211You’re making a performance over your desire to end the thread. You’re still here. Reply if you agree.
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>>15651173Honestly props to you for going for 3 hours
Only good bait on eurohours award