/soy/ - Soyjaks

Me and my buddy were shitposting on the sharty and decide to spam "cobson will never be a gem" until we heard a knock at the door and when we opened it there was cobson with red glowing eyes, yellow jagged and those horrific fucking smile. Me and my buddy ran as fast as we could as he gaining behind us then we ran into my room locked the door and hid under the bed before we heard he kick down the door before he came in scanning the area for us. We stayed quiet for about 30 minutes but before we could leave my friend sneezed then cobson dragged him from the under the bed. I started running to the front door as I heard the scream of my friend getting raped but as I ran to the front door it was locked so now I'm in my bathroom, please help me guys I'm so scared and can hear him pounding on the door.