/soy/ - Soyjaks

There once was a man who liked to fuck the log, but he got too famous to spam brimstone so he put the log down and picked the site up and then he started spamming 'l like there was no tomorrow. Left /qa/ in agony and pain, it was the wisest decision he ever made, but the dumbest thing that he could ever do was try to was to turn /soy/ into a dnb now it's covered in coal so what are you gonna do?
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I remember back when Quote was a dev, and I remember when we made 4cuck 'ack, I was right there laughing when I heard the news, cause I knew all the immigrants were gonna murder you. Maybe the normgroids are right you are losers, you talk about how pathetic you are then cry when you get called a bitch. But the dumbest thing Quote could ever do, was try to was to turn /soy/ into a dnb now it's covered in coal so what are you gonna do?
<reddit
Remember back in 2024 like right before DOLL left the sharty for being a whore meanwhile kuz was pretending to be on life support? When the sharty was out of fame because all of the oldGODS got jobs after they JSID and they became destined to never make gems again? Or even further back, when Soot was first spamming old/qa/, meanwhile the sharty was covered in 'p, oldsois seemed to be into it, 2 years later nusoi larpers copied them not realizing they're saying pedophillic shit so they sound ridiculous and Soot was being a dickless piece of shit who backwalked nearly everything he said. 1 gorillion SNCA internet larp wars with literal who sites later and then the sharty JSID and didn't say goodbye or nothing.
<reddit
Man I wish I was a nusoi so I could be a faggot nigger too then I'd be as retarded as you and I wouldn't know what I'd do. Plus I can metawhine better than you and I don't fucking metawhine, and I could probably be you better and ive never touched a cock. But I'm not mad at you, I'd metawhine all day too if I was you, you're what I used to be, shit you were how I was in like 2002. So every time I see a retarded take I'll think of /soy/, and that should help me sympathize with the retard.