/soy/ - Soyjaks

Kiwifarms vs. Encyclopedia Dramatica
/jp/ vs. /v/

>>15640734 (OP)
tranime posters vs furries is like fnf pedo vs gigachad

any booru namefag drama

Argument between these two would be legendary 🤩

>>15640734 (OP)
Big titty bimbo slime girl walking right into you, too big for her to even see you beneath her giant sloshy orbs. Not even noticing that she's shlorped you right inside her in the process, as if you're wearing her like a suit. Even though YOU'RE now forced along with every movement~

Touhou forcers vs. Touhou lees
Furfags vs. Antifurries
/soy/ vs. /qa/

Zarty vs. anyone they fight with somehow

Any shitflinging that happens on /pol/

Any and all namefagdrama

brannigger tranime fans vs trooned-out tranime fans

>>15640798
I think this is more like vantablak shitskin vs. mullato retard

>>15640767
Zarty has the opposite of Keemstar plot armor in the sense that they're a bigger faggot than anyone they detract against

>>15640802
ev&oe alot of the trooned out anime fans are pure white

>>15640811
>>15640767
These two nusois would like to see pedophile win

>>15640815
They're just annoying yuricucks at the very worst groypers and 4cucks is when you get into lolicon territory

>>15640816
Zartycucks just get mad at foids cosplaying 'zellig characters and le nuswababbas not accepting their shitty tranime you guys are basically 4cuck /jp/ but at least you can talk about something with Touhou

>>15640834
I've hardly seen it happen compared to groypers

>>15640837
I'm not saying it's impossible doe

>>15640837
nusoiswalababas we can't be real, all trannys are inherently pedophiles

>>15640826
Wow a 4cuck immigrant, I thought you knew to respect sites or whatever 4nigs goon about all day

>>15640845
I discovered 4cuck after the sharty doe /jp/ isn't top secret information everyone knows they're whiny larp faggots

>>15640857
Who is this guy

me when i step on a lego

>>15640850
Whatever you say nuswa, it's clear you never integrated here and are part of the wagon which came here around 2024
>ACKtually
Same thing though

>>15640826
Yeah There's basically nothing to post with Ongezellig because there's so little content

>>15640871
Ongezellig is like what happens when you explain why South Park succeeded to a shitskin, diluted what he made, and slapped annoying tranime girls onto it

>>15640864
Only part of Ongezellig that's Sharty kulcher is how much everyone fucking hates you guys you cause nothing but issues

>>15640909
Genuinely go back you will never ever be a soyteen and I am glad you didn't get to enjoy this site at its peak

>>15640946
That's me

>>15640950
Kys Sanae

>>15640940
With enough autism and faggotry you can say how any RNCA is shardee kulcher that's why there's a whole meme of niggers saying "is [RANDOM BULLSHIT] sharty culture"?

long-dead websitecucks vs fnf pedos

>>15640734 (OP)
Vlodson vs Mulletjak

>>15640963
Mulletjak is a gem

me and khamanei

>>15640959
Uh yeah because people were doing that to an extreme amount for things that never had prior correlation with soyjaks?
>but 'zellig
It was on /qa/ and on here since the inception of the site

>>15640973
Forced by one shitskin and so was a bunch of other bullshit, why isn't Touhou or Chino shardee kulcher then?

people who say mymy isnt my gf on the sharty vs my family and friends who say mymy isnt my gf

>>15640980
Cobson was forced by Discord, please get actual arguments

>>15640973
Ongezellig has zero correlation with 'jaks doe it's just bad South Park

>>15640987
You're a nusoi who doesn't even know soystory

ironically, this thread turned into what OP was talking about

>>15640990
Kek they really say this

>>15640987
mymy is an extroverted chud
maya is a typical chudcel

>>15640734 (OP)
Hitler vs stalin

olgol vs warrior 'P

Islam vs islam

>>15641002
You can say that about any media that has characters of that archetype what makes them special

>>15641009
too white to be a nusoyskin

>>15641014
Mymy and Maya are literally chuddettes and Coco has a chud backstory but she is a retarded naive normie

>>15641007
back to reddit

>>15641018
>no counterargument
i accept your concession

>>15641021
You can say that about any scat robotnik cares about media

East–West Schism of 1054

>>15641024
Shut up lol💀🇮🇱

>>15641014
forgot to say /qa/ is credited at the end, if you sneed about 'zellig you're just exposing the fact you're a disgusting immigrant

>>15641036
Okay?

Shartycucks vs boorucucks

>>15641049
Shroomchads💁

>>15641050
Hitler was a kike, stalin was muslim

Sharty vs jardee vs 4pedo

>>15641036
Xe probably didn't know what kway was and put in there because a shitskin asked xim to

>>15641059
Insanity

>>15641078
Massa was active when /qa/ existed, he browsed 4chan too

>okay fine he credited kway in the finale but erm its le fakerino or something
I accept your concession

>>15641086
Okay?

LeBron James was alive when Touhou was around does that mean he's a Touhou reference

>>15641099
Ask /bant/

>>15641099
we yes we hate both except reimu because she has nice hair and dresses ❤️🩹

halo vs cod

Okay?

>>15641125
snca doom better

touhou fans arguing against anything

>>15641131
Only og doom

>>15641131
doom vs modern shooters

>>15641131
Only nu doom

>>15641142
go back port42

>>15641144
tyrkish ip

>>15641151
german*

what the fuck is happening itt

>>15641158
forcers vs forcers

>>15641145
Doom the troon ages fans love their railroaded parrycoal with shit OST

>>15641176
2016 was the best nu doom before it became capeshit slop

>>15641160
port42 i literally remember you spamming this exact picture in 2024
its wild you didnt get a new gimmick in 2 years thats crazy

>>15641176
Tf is parry

>>15641189
Discordsphere

>>15641195
This was before he became a loligooner cordtroon

niggerniggernigger

>>15641198
Amamamamamaa

>Name a debate, rivalry, or beef that's like this
unironically this thread

>>15641203
the oldfags were right namefagging is the brimstone that killed this shit site

>>15641188
Don't worry the next nudoom will have wholesome blak trans women but only as allies and gigamonsters with 5 penises and a vitiligo side character and a shitton of crappy lore filled cutscenes

I thought namegroomer discussion was banned on /soy/

>>15641216
Kill namefags. Rape namefags. Behead namefags. Roundhouse kick namefags into the concrete. Slam dunk namefags as babies into the trashcan. Crucify filthy namefags. Defecate in namefags' food. Launch namefags into the sun. Stir fry namefags in a wok. Toss namefags into active volcanoes. Make namefags check my dubs. Urinate into namefags' gas tank. Judo throw namefags into a wood chipper. Twist namefags' heads off. Report namefags to the IRS and NCMEC. Karate chop namefags in half. Curb stomp namefags while they're pregnant. Trap namefags in quicksand. Crush namefags in the trash compactor. Liquefy namefags in a vat of acid. Eat namefags. Dissect namefags. Exterminate namefags in the gas chamber. Stomp namefags' skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate namefags in the oven. Lobotomize namefags. Mandatory abortion for namefags. Grind namefags' fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown namefags in fried chicken grease. Vaporize namefags with a ray gun. Kick namefags as old gramps faggots down the stairs. Feed namefags to alligators. Slice namefags with a katana. Put a bomb in namefags' mouths. Throw knives at namefags. Inflate namefags until they pop. Send namefags into a blakhole. Castrate namefags. Feed namefags poisoned food. Force namefags to walk the plank. Push namefags into a pit. Kneel on namefags' necks. Curse namefags with a spell. Stuff namefags' babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten namefags with a tank. Pop namefags' car tires. Strike namefags' children with a ruler. Make namefags swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off namefags' limbs. Airdrop namefags into Antarctica. Throw namefags off the boat. Pressurize namefags into fine crystals. Light fireworks in namefags' asses. Falcon-punch namefags in the face. Make namefags into fiction. Blow namefags' heads off with grenade launchers. Blow namefags' brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock namefags in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail namefags to a cross and stab them. Run over namefags with a tank feet-first. Crush namefags with a press. Attack namefags with acid. Boil namefags in a pan. Lock namefags inside a brazen bull. Burn namefags alive. Drag namefags across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on namefags. Quarter namefags. Impale namefags on a pike. Tenderize namefags with a mallet. Ionise namefags in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate namefags in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify namefags in a blak hole. Curse namefags with the necronomicon. Trap namefags in purgatory. Bang namefags' testicles with a spiked bat. Throw namefags off a twelve story building. Freeze dry namefags in the vacuum of space. Fry namefags with power lines. Feed namefags ricin. Kneecap namefags with a twelve gauge. Re enslave namefags. Sell namefags' organs on the blak market. Run namefags over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw namefags into the grand canyon. Burn namefags with jet engine exhaust. Beat namefags to death with a tire iron. Cauterise namefags' assholes with a blowtorch. Sacrifice namefags to the sun god. Drop namefags out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed namefags to sharks. Load namefags into a cannon and shoot them at a concrete wall. Keel Haul namefags under a galleon. Disembowel namefags with a bayonet. Strap namefags to a cruise missile and launch it at their neighborhood. Drop namefags into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter namefags. Lure namefags in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force namefags to learn calculus, then kill them anyway. Atomize namefags with a powerfist. Throw namefags into vats full of FEV virus. Choke namefags with barbed wire. Throw pianos at namefags from 40-story buildings. Throw namefags at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze namefags in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie namefags to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot namefags with syringe guns. Defecate on namefags' food stamps. Make namefags pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire namefags into the orbit. Total namefag death.

OP here I regret making this thread even if causing 'zelligpedo seethe was a little funny

>>15640734 (OP)
far left vs far right

I love zellig so much

>>15640734 (OP)
>>15640740

>>15641514
kek