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Big titty bimbo slime girl walking right into you, too big for her to even see you beneath her giant sloshy orbs. Not even noticing that she's shlorped you right inside her in the process, as if you're wearing her like a suit. Even though YOU'RE now forced along with every movement~

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bump

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bump

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bumo

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up

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You take of your VR goggles to a view of a run-down and unkempt room. Flies buzz through the moldy air as the fan blows dirt all over. Your body pillow of your favorite slime bitch is propped against the wall, always stained in shit. The wallpaper is rotting as tons of junk and rubbish scatter your room. Does the real world really matter to you as much as it used to?

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>>15640721
Big titty bimbo slime girl walking right into you, too big for her to even see you beneath her giant sloshy orbs. Not even noticing that she's shlorped you right inside her in the process, as if you're wearing her like a suit. Even though YOU'RE now forced along with every movement~

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>>15640727
(Nigga I was just trying to expand the plot of your story let me continue)
You wanted to take a break from all that hot, juicy fusion porn so you set down your VR goggles and hobble towards the fridge as best as you can with stubby, hairy legs. Inside are 2 dirty bottles of sproke filled with something weird, a moldy cheesecake, 3 bags of takis, and a rotten sandwich, and a dead rat. What would you take for a quick bite?

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>>15640733
Big titty bimbo slime girl walking right into you, too big for her to even see you beneath her giant sloshy orbs. Not even noticing that she's shlorped you right inside her in the process, as if you're wearing her like a suit. Even though YOU'RE now forced along with every movement~

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>>>15640733 (You)
>Big titty bimbo slime girl walking right into you, too big for her to even see you beneath her giant sloshy orbs. Not even noticing that she's shlorped you right inside her in the process, as if you're wearing her like a suit. Even though YOU'RE now forced along with every movement~

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>>15640774
Big titty bimbo slime girl walking right into you, too big for her to even see you beneath her giant sloshy orbs. Not even noticing that she's shlorped you right inside her in the process, as if you're wearing her like a suit. Even though YOU'RE now forced along with every movement~

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>>15640790
Big titty bimbo slime girl walking right into you, too big for her to even see you beneath her giant sloshy orbs. Not even noticing that she's shlorped you right inside her in the process, as if you're wearing her like a suit. Even though YOU'RE now forced along with every movement~

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>>>15640790 (You)
>Big titty bimbo slime girl walking right into you, too big for her to even see you beneath her giant sloshy orbs. Not even noticing that she's shlorped you right inside her in the process, as if you're wearing her like a suit. Even though YOU'RE now forced along with every movement~

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stop

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>>15640782
You take both the dead rat and the bread of the sandwich and fit the rat within the buns to make it the meat. You also grab a bag of takis for yourself, but you wish to share the rat sandwich with your slime waifu, so you unevenly rip the dead rat sandwich in half and set it down near your body pillow, with only the head remaining for you to eat. You brap. you stumble back to the living room to pit your headset back on.
Youre no longer inside your fictional wife but she's looking quite mad after you left her for a minute… so impatient and ungrateful. What do you do now?

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>>15640832
i'll do a massacre

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>>15640658 (OP)
nigger

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>>15640825
>>15640832
>>15640841
>>15640868
Big titty bimbo slime girl walking right into you, too big for her to even see you beneath her giant sloshy orbs. Not even noticing that she's shlorped you right inside her in the process, as if you're wearing her like a suit. Even though YOU'RE now forced along with every movement~

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>>15640841
Your wife looks furious, and being an SLF yourself you proceed to attack her like a wild bear in game and go into a rage. You end up flinging out your VR headset and damaging it as you stomp around. a few minutes of thrashing later you quickly become exausted because of your morbid shitskin physique, but are still heartbroken over simply abandoning your virtual waifu and still angry at the same time because of your ruined relationship. You sit on your ragged couch to sob, but you still remember the part of the sandwich you gave to the body pillow of your waifu. She has not eaten it as she hates you now. At this point you want to destroy the body pillow and find a new tranime waifu to goon to, so how would you get rid of it?

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>>15640888
go to army

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>>15640878
big balls in your jaw already btw

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>>15640904
You do not remember anyone who has been a part of any military, and the army would totally reject you given the nasty state of your room in this flat, but you decide to do some exercises despite your morbid obesity, and you fail and stumble over in the process. None of this is helping you calm down from your loss. You still want to go smoochy smoochy with your body pillow but you still feel traumatized from what happened recently. How should you compromise? How obsessed ARE you?

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>>15640658 (OP)
Nobaldi says this


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